Vivian Tang

@SimpliiFin Would be real great if you could answer the phone right now

How the f is it 2020 yet no one has invented a filter to screen out all annoying af Kardashian content from all the social media channels I consume

Had no idea Glenmore reservoir was so big. Rip my quads

It's always nice bumping into an old crush and realising they weren't as attractive as you remembered

Love the way you leave me on read baybeee

The best part of being home is being around the amazing human being that is my youngest brother

Can’t decide if I should pick up yoga or heroin

Dying for phoooooo

Only tweeting this to get beans to like a cute physio guy who probably won't respond to me anyway @coffeeMbagel

@purpleperk what a hell of a clapback. I don't agree/disagree with the message, BUT DAMN, WELL PLAYED 💪💪People are losing their fucking minds: I love it. Cleverness 10/10, audacity 15/10

This fucking sunburn so itchy

Walked 24km today

Trump says Jesus could have avoided crucifixion by taking hydroxychloroquine.

While biking today through a very sketch ass detour in muddy grass and sunken wet sand, a cute fuzzy fox (or was it a coyote?) stopped to look at me, as if to say "why tf are you here?"

Wow. This is Chicago, IL where the bean’s babies have finally returned after not being seen for over 100 years. The earth is healing, we are the virus.

Watching frozen 2. Anna makes me so glad I never had a sister. So fucking annoying

Just bought another pair of lulus online. Someone please hold me back

There is nothing quite like the satisfaction of recreating a dessert tasted long ago

Life is so empty without deadlifts

It was such a boring cold grey day but going for a run in the end was so uplifting