Bejuzb Kptijqvsb

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Bejuzb Kptijqvsb

@absurd_random

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Bejuzb Kptijqvsb@absurd_random·8 Şub

It is a dream come true for any fan to be complimented by one of the certified legends of chronicling sport in it’s truest glory! Thanks a ton sir for this. We thrive on encouragement like this!🙌🏼🙌🏼❤️❤️❤️

Vijay Lokapally 🇮🇳@vijaylokapally

Nice gift for @azharflicks on his birthday by @thirty6allout and @adityajoshipura 👌 I am amazed at the wealth of information these two guys have. Please watch 👇 The Cricket Surgery E05: Mohammad Azharuddin youtu.be/kQox_O6t3mY via @YouTube

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Bejuzb Kptijqvsb@absurd_random·27 Ara

23 dead rubber statpadding 100s in second half of career 😭

ayaz@MrSnowflake09

The second half of Joe Root’s and Brian Lara’s careers is quite similar both became dead rubber stat padders, big knocks in one inns inflate their averages and then ghosting in the remaining innings

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Bejuzb Kptijqvsb@absurd_random·27 Ara

“Imagine the meltdown”. The entire timeline is filled with English, Aussie, neutral experts n public criticising the pitch. Kiska aur meltdown chahie bhai? Isi whataboutery ke chakkar me kabaddi pitches ko justify karte aae ho home pe. Aur karao durgati

Aakash Chopra@cricketaakash

Not a single over of spin in 1.5 days of a Test match. 27 wickets have fallen already. Imagine the meltdown if not a single over of pace was bowled for that long in the subcontinent. #TheAshes

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Bejuzb Kptijqvsb@absurd_random·27 Ara

@AussieHannibal It’s practically impossible to find 5 conventional swing bowlers in the world today. Even Jimmy became predominantly wobble seam in the last 6-7 years of career. Southee the same. Starc has shifted too. Genuinely scratching my head to find any

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Australian Cricket Connoisseur@AussieHannibal·27 Ara

Stuart Broad said on air this morning, 'Given the amount of grass, the bowlers just need to bowl the wobble seam, hit the pitch hard at the right length. They shouldn't try to swing the ball'. Will wobble seam make the conventional swing a dying art? #Ashes2025

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Bejuzb Kptijqvsb@absurd_random·27 Ara

@AussieHannibal Complete the sentence: “unlike…”

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Australian Cricket Connoisseur@AussieHannibal·27 Ara

@absurd_random Nick is a decent bloke.

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Australian Cricket Connoisseur@AussieHannibal·27 Ara

These people shouldn't have a job tomorrow, given the 2-day diabolical farce they have dished out to the Cricket world, on this MCG pitch. Ross Hepburn. Nick Cummins. Matt Page (MCG Curator). This is embarrassing for Australian cricket. CA owes the fans an apology. #Ashes2025

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Bejuzb Kptijqvsb@absurd_random·27 Ara

@psychidiaries @cookedsnowflake 😁😁 am just saying viewing a players greatness from peak can be skewed. Kohli n Ponting are the two sort of greats whose peak was insane. But what they did around it separated them as batters. If Smith has say two more years averaging 30 r lesswould we still hold him as high?

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Dr. Devashish Palkar@psychidiaries·27 Ara

@absurd_random @cookedsnowflake Oh come on. Adam Voges never played a test in India and was shit in England. If Joe Root's test greatness lies in the fact that his records are better than Kohli's then probably he's disappointed the fan in you already. 😄

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Bikram@cookedsnowflake·27 Ara

tells you how bad he must have been that it took him 4 tours to get these

Bejuzb Kptijqvsb@absurd_random

So even in his worst tour, Root has broken 2 jinxes. Scored a 100 and got a Win in Aus. Levels to this.

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Bejuzb Kptijqvsb@absurd_random·27 Ara

So we move to the Sachin Cricket Ground for the new year. Mind boggling record for the great man at SCG 148*, 45, 4, 241*, 60*, 154*, 41,80 n this is just tests. Only 100 in Aus in ODIs also happened while chasing in a final here. Owns new year tests worldwide

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Bejuzb Kptijqvsb@absurd_random·27 Ara

@madaddie24 Where are the haters? Errrm right here 🤣

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Guru Gulab@madaddie24·27 Ara

A test win in Aus after almost 15 years. Bazball has truly been revolutionary!

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Bejuzb Kptijqvsb@absurd_random·27 Ara

@psychidiaries @cookedsnowflake Besides, at his peak, Adam Voges probably outdoes every other batter ever. It’s the other attributes alongside what you do around your peak that add to the legacy. Eg smith too had a poor BGT away in 23, and Ashes away in 23. They won’t takeaway anything from his greatness

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Dr. Devashish Palkar@psychidiaries·27 Ara

@absurd_random @cookedsnowflake Full marks to Joe Root's consistency, longevity and technique but I have hardly seen any great batter to be such a pushover at his peak. England had 2 important away tours in this Bazball era- India 2024 & ASHES 2025*. Failed miserably in both (*so far).

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Bejuzb Kptijqvsb@absurd_random·27 Ara

@psychidiaries @cookedsnowflake I’ve seen Kohli behave like a headless chicken in 2014 England, 2017 home vs Aus in the middle of his purple patch, granted he is a level or two lower than Root. Dravid in the middle of his peak couldn’t bat in SA. Punter obviously struggled right through in India.

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Bejuzb Kptijqvsb@absurd_random·27 Ara

@psychidiaries @cookedsnowflake Depends on what one calls “peak”. For Root, it’s pretty much been 13 years of peak, where he’s averaged above 45 in India, and has been decidedly below average in Aus. Pre-2020, he had 7500 runs at 51 with 17 100s n 50 50s. Post 2020, he’s just improved his conversion.

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Bejuzb Kptijqvsb@absurd_random·27 Ara

@cookedsnowflake @33 🤣🤣🤣 at least someone is peaking at 35. Apne to Babaji ki booty ke sharan me aa gaye. By the way career average 32 in England, 36 in NZ😝

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Bikram@cookedsnowflake·27 Ara

@absurd_random we weren't scoring @33 in Eng while "peaking"

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Bejuzb Kptijqvsb@absurd_random·27 Ara

@cookedsnowflake *13 years

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Bikram@cookedsnowflake·27 Ara

Virat "2022 Washed" Kohli was playing better on doomed pitches than this Joe "peaking since 6 years" Root

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Bejuzb Kptijqvsb@absurd_random·27 Ara

So even in his worst tour, Root has broken 2 jinxes. Scored a 100 and got a Win in Aus. Levels to this.

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Bejuzb Kptijqvsb@absurd_random·27 Ara

@psychidiaries There has actually been a suggestion to consider only first 3 tests of a 5 test series as valid contenders for WTC points, and make all other test series as 3 test series in order to homogenise the system. The way things are going, may not be a bad idea

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Dr. Devashish Palkar@psychidiaries·27 Ara

From the next ASHES down under, they should have 3 proper test matches and 4th and 5th matches should be- one bowl out and one super 6s challenge. That's about the only way England can compete against Australia.

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Bejuzb Kptijqvsb@absurd_random·27 Ara

Root trying hard to get his pair

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Bejuzb Kptijqvsb@absurd_random·27 Ara

10 wicket drubbing 🤣🤣

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Bejuzb Kptijqvsb@absurd_random·27 Ara

@madaddie24 Thoda bahut to mind games me bhi wicket feke hain

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Guru Gulab@madaddie24·27 Ara

Zyada tweet nahi kiya aaj but almost saari wkts dekhi hai live. Badhiya fast moving 2 day test. Yaha se eng ko phir haarte huye dekh ke aur maza aayega🤣

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Bejuzb Kptijqvsb@absurd_random·27 Ara

Again head spinning stuff going on the MCG. can’t process if it’s just the pitch or the gremlins in the mind. 130/6 with the lead

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