Admiral Majesty

@jaqwagon @fwdaniels Cast your mind back to last night.

@fwdaniels Share with us how it feels for a man to give one

i’m curious. from a woman’s pov how does giving blowjob feel.

@mastershah313 @AbuHafsah1 Go back to the desert.

@AbuHafsah1 Deport these Saxons back to Netherlands Germanic and wherever else they came from

Imagine the smell.

@AbuHafsah1 Better than the stench of Muslims.

@angloSieg @SangitaMyska @christwine3 I'd say so.

@anglocolonel @SangitaMyska @christwine3 I think we can put that down to his African heritage coming through.

With the words “Welsh lad?” Reform donor Aaron Banks implies this Plaid supporter can’t be Welsh because he’s black. Reform reveals itself - again. And again. And again.

@King_Rat_II @sully_no10 It could be a spoons. Or both.

@sully_no10 Can’t wait for it to become a Greggs in 10 years.

London Mosques are beautiful

@Christo86383094 @TheBritishIntel You must be brown.

@TheBritishIntel Sorry, incest baby kings are not welcome in the halls of democracy. Kings aren’t legitimate rulers verse elected officials. America’s bums on the street are greater than uk’s incest baby king.

KING CHARLES TO DELIVER HISTORIC SPEECH TO US CONGRESS Buckingham Palace has released details of the King’s landmark address to American lawmakers on Tuesday. He will become only the second British monarch to speak to a joint session of Congress, following Queen Elizabeth II in 1991. The speech, expected to last around 20 minutes, will push hard for “reconciliation” and stress the strength of the UK-US relationship at a time of global uncertainty, while highlighting shared democratic values. I will be covering this throughout the day so make sure you're following with notifications on!

@angloSieg @SangitaMyska @christwine3 And the fact he probably shags sheep.

@SangitaMyska @christwine3 Racially. He’s not either. The only Welsh thing about him is his accent.

@SangitaMyska He's not Welsh, you drooling retard.

@mcfc_NIW No one would give a shit

White privilege is so real because imagine this is Marcus Rashford

@Michaeldudufudu So give yourself a spinal injury deliberately? The only way to truly know.

Ask yourself if the woman your dating would stand by you through any disability and if the answer's no, make her your ex.

@slackkejakke Based.

With all the Falklands discourse this week now is probably good time to confess I once deliberately overcharged someone at work because they were Argentinian

@donmcgowan @gm2112rush You're a pussy and you hate Britain.

@gm2112rush Yep. Exactly.

Should MPs be allowed to drink on the job? Hannah Spencer thinks not. Many, predominately male, MPs [and Andrew Neil] fiercely disagree. Spoiler alert: no, of course, MPs should not be allowed to drink at work. Yes, there's history and yes, there's precedent, sitting alongside nine subsidised bars on the Parliamentary estate, but really, no one should be drinking at work. Let alone those who we've elected to be our representatives in the House of Commons and to bring new laws into place on our behalf. Back in the olden days, when I ran bars in London, we'd often be offered drinks from generous customers. It was far more preferable for a punter to say “get one for yourself” than to offer a cash tip. And that was cool. I wouldn't let my team drink behind the bar though. They could bank their drinks, and we'd have some after the doors closed, but not on shift — even on a quiet night. Booze dulls your senses, it hampers your judgement and can lead to mistakes. When you're behind a very busy bar with rows of people trying to grab your attention, it's easy to get your orders wrong and key in the wrong things on the till, leading to cash or stock shortages. But more importantly, when you're working in that environment, you have to be constantly on alert for danger. Spiking. Attacks. Thefts. Fights. When you've had a drink or two, it lowers your alertness and things get missed. I get that Parliament isn't exactly the same hustle as Belushis Camden on a Saturday night, but the same principles apply. Things are missed. Standards are lowered. Before my move to the nightlife world of London, I was in IT, specifically, the IT Manager for an executive search company in London Bridge. We used to go to the pub at lunchtime on a Friday [sometimes a Monday]. We did that because we knew on a Friday afternoon, it didn't matter that our productivity dropped off a cliff; it was a coast to the weekend and, for most, a return to the pub. It was a good time. Fun and frivolity on a Friday. But very little got done because we couldn't be bothered after a couple of pints. Work became the secondary consideration. And this is where we find our MPs. They may claim that a couple of glasses of wine or two pints at lunch, doesn't affect them, but it does. Of course it does. Shouldn't we expect those officials that we elected to represent us, to be able to navigate a 'long day' without getting on the booze? I'd say it should be mandatory. MPs don't attend Parliament every day, some do weeks at a time without showing up to their jobs Farage . Even if a dedicated MP turned up for their four-day working week, for which they receive almost £100,000, I fully believe that they should be able to navigate that time without drinking on the job. Oh, and the Green Party drugs policy is a total red herring. A weak distraction from a serious issue. Welcome to a new week of nonsense in politics. Happy Monday. 😊

@donmcgowan Fucking commie cunt.

@timdavies_uk It's just women. They can't help themselves. Natural-born narcissists. "How can I make this about me" syndrome.

Basically what happened to BBC reporters, they thought they were more important than the story and started pointing the camera at themselves.

@lesfreakout @PhilipProudfoot @BuckCllr Your mother.

@anglocolonel @PhilipProudfoot @BuckCllr What do you do for a living?

Green Party: we will re-nationalise water, tax wealth, and lead a green Industrial Revolution. Labour Party: we will defend to the death MPs right to get pissed at work on the taxpayers expense.

@lesfreakout @PhilipProudfoot @BuckCllr They're all a bunch of queers who are scared of a beer. Do I need to spell it out?

@anglocolonel @PhilipProudfoot @BuckCllr What?

@JoelWebbon Thank you, Joel.

That’s not the issue. The real tragedy is that the U.K. Is not safe for the British (and unlike you, they have no where else to go). Let that sink in… and get over yourself.

@tjenthusiast @MillennialWoes He piped Piper.

@MillennialWoes It’s crazy that he was married to Billie Piper tbh

Dear God...

@jmilprint @WONGthink She's not. Being completely arseholed, fair enough. But having a drink or two? No issue. It's quintessentially British.

@WONGthink At the pub, not at your fucking work!!! The greens are peado, terrorist loving pieces of shit who want to legalise drugs but she is right on this.

It's quintessentially British to discuss politics over a drink, actually. The absence of self-awareness in Captain Legalise Heroin here, who is trying to stigmatise alcohol for political points, is astounding.

@HeracleanVision Both.

I wonder if she's actually just an insufferable puritan square, or if this is a not-so-subtle attempt to pander to her Muslim voters.