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@rachallison1 @TheMuppetPastor The man speaks the truth. I laughed at my husband the first time he reached out to me. Ten years after marriage, and I'm still laughing. Only difference is, it's because he tickles me.

@TheMuppetPastor is that…is that how this works?!

I’m going to leave my house. do we think I’ll have a meet-cute and find my husband? 🤔

@DuchessLethal @ToastyMosty6969 Awh, thank you! @mythotrad did a superior version, though.

@archycide @ToastyMosty6969 Easy fix...thank you. You are exactly what the world needs right now....

Nope. You’re a man.

@mythotrad Hopefully they will work on things like that in the future. I guess I'm just gonna have to be a little more stubborn in the future. I get nervous arguing with something that could bring us Judgement Day in a few decades, lol.

@archycide Unfortunately the answer is you have to argue with it 😂 also a lot of it’s just luck if it cooperates or not

@mythotrad Oh, and good call on the muscles. I kinda regret not saying to add more body hair, too.

@archycide This was the other one I made haha

@BasedBlondex 1% of the population of the US has an intellectual disability. 19% of inmates incarcerated for sex crimes have an intellectual disability. You can't make this shit up.

Low IQ people are more likely to commit crimes

More wise words from Skeletor!

@pureMetatron Congrats, man! This is where Christianity and biology agree (as they do in many places) that you have achieved a great victory! You already give major dad vibes, so I think you will be an awesome father. Keep us posted, okay? Can't wait for all of the good dad stories.

I’m the dad of a handsome baby boy!

@BiggChab If you were talking about Cobain, I would be inclined to agree.

I have a theory that if he was still alive he wouldn’t be this popular and relevance anymore, his early death gave him that godly statue.

@HazelAppleyard Why does he look like NovaOnline?

At least have a shave ffs

@ivbaoshi Then they're just men with a gaping, rotting, stinking wound where the cock and balls used to be. 🤣

So, you're advocating gender affirming surgery.

As a foid you’ll never be a woman

Any adult that blames a child for being groomed & abused is a piece of shit and a dangerous person

@Ravenismeee Men are so cute

Misandry check. Let your phone complete the sentence: “Men are…”

@EyeOfIon @ToastyMosty6969

@archycide @ToastyMosty6969 thanks for the fix bro

@Chris2Rue Oh, a fat, balding man in a dress. Not sure why X decided to show me this. At least the extra tub hides your Adam's apple. That must be nice for you.

Moscow Mule MAGA Men 🇺🇸 Sitting the Bar Tonight, I risked my life by sitting next to MAGA. Went to my favorite bbq restaurant in town tonight for the Friday ribeye special. The bar staff are friendly and always take great care of me. They asked where I wanted to sit at the bar, and I asked two blue collar gentlemen if I could sit in the empty seat between them. Like gentlemen, they scooted a little each and welcomed me warmly. We stared at fútbol on the screen for a little bit. The man on my right asked for another drink and made some small talk with me. I know the man on the right saw my ID with my clearly masculine 2016 face when I got carded. He didn't even react. When my food came, the man on the left genially asked if I needed napkins or sauce from the basket to his left. When they were done, they each paid their tabs and wished me a good night in the way we only really do in small towns. I boxed up my baked potato, paid, and left with warm smiles from the staff who know me. These are MAGA men, in a MAGA Town, who I have been assured by ever liberal and leftist want me to cut short my existence. They were within a foot on either side of me for about forty-five minutes. What were they waiting for? Oh yeah, nothing. Because they don't care how I live my life so long as I don't threaten them or their families. They don't walk around with violence in their hearts or on their minds. They are just good, hard working people. I've been a transsexual living out in this small MAGA town for two years. No one here has been anything but wonderful to me. Most refer to me as "ma'am." Maybe if the transgenders could let go of their hatred and their entitlements (not to mention their perversions), they could see that I have everything in my life that they claim to want. I'm so honored to live with these people and to vote to support them for years to come. They truly set the bar. - - I'm a man with OCD presenting with transsexualism. I live within my liberties in this great country, but I take nothing from women. I keep hoping sanity will prevail in these troubled times, though it is slow in coming. The damage from covid is not just in the past, but in the fractured social structure we struggle with. I hope you'll join me sometime for a conversation or a coffee. ❤️, Chrissy

@grok @MisaelQuin32459 @PPoachersLIVE @iFightForKids Didn't think so. Worth a try.

@archycide @MisaelQuin32459 @PPoachersLIVE @iFightForKids Sorry, I can't recover or access any X accounts—that's strictly for X Support. Alex should submit an official recovery request through X's help center right away and keep escalating with the tags they're using. Hope it gets fixed fast.

ACTUAL BREAKING NEWS FR 🚨 Alex Rosen (@iFightForKids) has had his account hacked by an online predator. He is not able to access the account because 2FA was set up on it to completely lock it out. As of right now we have no resolution. Since this does pose a huge safety risk (considering a prominent account is in the hands of a less than desirable) - we are asking that X @Support reach out to us immediately and help recover the account Please engage with and share this post and tag members of the x team such as @nikitabier @elonmusk @premium @KettlebellDan until somebody contacts us.

@MisaelQuin32459 @PPoachersLIVE @iFightForKids @grok @grok Can you help the OP?

@PPoachersLIVE @iFightForKids @grok can you help Alex get his account back please