adam 💖

I wonder what would happen if they ever did actually invent a way to live forever

@tonyainttny Oh wow

More coming soon💪🏼

Sniffies >>>> grindr

@crushprints Yesss i love it. Its a good networking app

i never used grindr is it worth the hype

@jimmysoldout Literally 20-22 were like the worst years ever (was in college)

The only thing better than being 22 is being 23

have you ever seen a slayyyter get sombr like this??? kanye west like this??? losing her melanie martinez

MORE MAN BUTT!!!

@seulgiboyfriend Gotta practice more!

#questionoftheday: why does it hurt to take dick up the ass but it doesn’t hurt to shit a turd of dimensions similar to a dick?

“People bully you at work because they’re a loser when they clock out” is the realest shit I ever heard

@_MaroonKoolAid People who date in college are gross🤢 Like focus on your studies

For those of y’all that are graduating, if you didn’t find your wife in college it gets 10000000000x harder post grad so good luck

@juridicupop Toned body.

você acha melhor ter um rosto bonito ou um corpo sarado?

Guys, we're not in time to complain about the “Stove” deadline. Didn't you watch this fucking video? May and June are the months of the deadline. Don't complain! Just wait and be respectful.

I’m just gonna get smarter & hotter and str8 homophobes are gonna get uglier and die 😹

@brucie895 @EeeOsborne I hate people who say the first time is “always” the best. No it’s not.

Real talk, please don’t start using drugs. There are no harmless drugs, they all have side effects and they all have shitty withdrawals. With that said, if you do choose to move forward. Weed is the safest, easiest to get into, and honestly it’s the best feeling in the world. However, being stoned may be amazing, but it comes with a lot of side effects. The first high is always the best, and you’ll end up chasing it for the rest of your life.

Gonna stop drinking, Can yall recommend fun drugs to do for beginners

May is all about reconnecting with nature!!!!!!!! There are so many paths waiting to be walked on!!!!!!!!!! Life is meant to be lived!!!!!!!!!

The internet is fake. Most people are normal. Most men aren’t bitter and most women aren’t man haters. Please put down your phone and touch grass.

@SergioLealo You’re not alone. Many gays are looking for a small group of friends

¿Soy el único gay que no tiene un grupito de amigos gays?

I’m moving out to a new city this month!!

This should be common knowledge

@vicioushardy 6

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