Calvin Applebottom II

How much NIL does Texas Tech have man??!! These mfs just brought in Ohtani

Saw a hot chick at the casino with a retarded midget in a wheel chair and my buddy looked at me said “I think she’s a prostitute” like yeah no shit dude

@saintmaryshoops TAKE YALL’S SOFT ASSES HOME 😂😂😂😂😂🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻

FINAL | SMC 50 - TAMU 63 Dent: 18 pts (7-14 FG), 4 reb, 4 ast Campbell: 15 pts (5-7 FG, 3-3 3pt) Shaw: 8 pts, 6 reb #GaelsRise

Rashaun Agee I freaking love you dude

@TexasHookem22 @tigertowntrash She’s not gonna fuck you Sam

@tigertowntrash Don’t listen to the haters!

Stop calling me Bonnie blue

Hate when I’m packing my suitcase and feel the need to bring 6 extra pair of underwear incase I somehow shit myself 6 times

@secnumbersguy Yup I agree

Texas A&M had more wins in both Football and Basketball. They made the College Football Playoff. They are a higher seed in the NCAA Tournament. The Aggies ARE SUPERIOR to the Longhorns.

Congrats, Coach 🫡 👏

The Big 12 would’ve given texas 2 technical free throws at the start of their next game for this

@TheBigBluejay1 Yep I look at it whenever I need a laugh

Can’t wait to see Texas fans post the Augie Garrido speech for the millionth time

final | Tarleton State 6, Texas 1

@TexasBaseball Y’all can’t even beat our system school 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Final | #23 Texas A&M 9, Texas State 6

@92AggieStewie Indeed it is

@_MaroonKoolAid Is that the “FattyReport”

When two notorious Aggie troll accounts collide

Every single man on earth has imagined fake scenarios where they save people during a school shooting and create a perfect March madness bracket

Oklahoma fans and Texas fans been sucking each other off for the past week don’t ever tell me that it’s a “heated rivalry” ever again

@rickmcdoug ?

I’m so fucking excited for tomorrow