bread monster

@stonersvilla Butthole

Give me a solid name for this strain

@reallKAT I’m erect when I see Jesus

Certified God addict

@hi_amhigh I don’t do drugs

Why do you smoke weed?

@5FITCEO It’s true. I will jerk one out while reading the genesis

The Bible hits harder than pornography ever will.

@stonersvilla Weed makes your butthole tighter

What’s your unpopular weed opinion?

@jeremymstamper 69

Mixing geometry and algebra like this confuses most people but I deduced the answer in under a minute. How long will it take you?

@runaway_vol Yup

is there any proven way to make time go slower?

@TheresaArueyin1 Bad bitches and cocaine, me needs

If God appeared to you in a dream and said, "Ask Me for whatever you want, and I will give it to you." What would you ask for?

@Dearme2_ Coke

be honest, what would make you happy right now?

@globalconfy Jesus sold me a bag of weed and a bottle of wine

Stay away from: - Pornography - Weed - Alcohol Draw closer to: - Jesus Christ

@5FITCEO Both, masturbate while reading the Bible. This is how to make the devil cum out of you.

Masturbation or the Bible? Choose one.

@LibertyCappy @GigaBasedDad

Which one do you believe is definitely true?

People who quit smoking weed…what was it for you?

@Sofia50020Sofia Yup, as long as she can pee standing up

To the men who are on this app, be honest: Are you OKAY with a woman claiming to be a man using the men’s room if you’re in there?

@_StonersRUs_ Yes

Be honest… Have you ever had a bad experience with cannabis? 🤔

@5FITCEO O

I don't need pornography. I have Jesus.

What is stopping humanity from coexisting peacefully?

Today, a Muslim couple came to our house to rent a room, but we refused. They said they are not like other Muslims. The husband works in a bank, and the wife is a teacher. We told them to look for a house across the road in the Muslim area. But they said they do not want to live there. They said that area is very dirty and noisy, which is bad for their children and can put them in bad company. Even after hearing this, we did not want to take any risk, so we clearly refused them. The truth is that these people first make their own area dirty and noisy. When it is no longer good to live there, they want to come to clean Hindu areas. But after coming here, they slowly start making this place dirty too. That is why we thought it was best not to take any risk.

@nomodeath I Bum it

How are y’all smokers 🚬 surviving out there on those prices 💰 💸

Any tips that actually work?