Big Mo’ 🦅

Na mumu dey answer blue tick handles on Nigerian Twitter. Ever since they saw that 32 million naira payout, they have decided that we must all help them make that money.

Glad the world gets to see the shameless pundits who are platformed commenting on Arsenal. Are you calling Tuchel a liar? Stop the dishonest discourse. With all due respect, I wont take lessons on integrity from a man who pulled out of representing the 3 Lions to do this?

So this is what they're doing at car dealerships? Sis better sue the living piss out of Nguyen & Mercedes.

@CDcareNG Just because you have my address does not give you the right to show up at my house unannounced or involve my landlord, the cleaner and my neighbour. This is unprofessional, invasive, and completely unacceptable. I’ve been a consistent customer of CDcare since 2023 and over 20 purchases and I have never defaulted, and this experience is honestly disappointing. In December 2025, I got a laptop on a 3-month installment plan. Final payment was February 27 2026. On March 13 I had a conversation with two cdcare agents, I offered to pay with interest month end OR let them collect the laptop till whenever I have the balance. They never responded to either offer. CHECK IMAGE 1. I was not unreachable. I have WhatsApp messages from TWO different CDcare numbers contacting me. I responded to both. I was actively communicating the entire time. My call log shows I answered CDcare's calls on March 14, March 18, and March 21. March 27 they messaged me. I said "allow the salary to drop, I nor like to owe, because sometimes salaries get delayed. They said "Ok." ONE day later, literally the next day without any formal demand by email or calls or text (which their OWN Terms Clause 10(vii) requires), they sent someone to my house. CHECK SLIDE 3. Their agent came, didn't text or call me prior, and went straight to my LANDLORD and disclosed my debt situation. My landlord was shocked. I now have to explain to the person who controls my housing why a debt collection agent showed up at his property because of me. But here's where it gets worse. When I called my landlord, he told me CDcare's agent said they had called me several times with no answer, and texted me with no response. THAT IS A LIE. My screenshots prove we were in active communication the entire time. Not only does my landlord know, my neighbour knows and the cleaner who doesn't even live there knows my business. They didn't just show up unannounced. They fabricated a story to my landlord to make me look like I was hiding from them. That is deliberate defamation. To the person who controls my home. Over a payment I was actively communicating about. Their OWN Terms Clause 10(vii) require email or phone demand before any physical visit. Their Privacy Policy says data can only be shared with affiliates or under court order. My landlord is neither. They violated their own policies AND lied to cover it up. This is 3+ years with CDcare, multiple products failed within 6 months. Multiple Earbuds, a fan, a yam pounder, an influencer light. I never showed up at their office to cause a scene. I just moved on. Because I'm a reasonable customer. I am filing a formal complaint with @fccpcnigeria under the FCCPA 2018 and @NITDANigeria under the Nigeria Data Protection Regulation 2019. I'm not against CDcare as a business, I mean get your money. But showing up without notice, disclosing my data and lying to my landlord about me to justify an unauthorized visit has put my housing at risk was uncalled for.

You can clearly see the iPhone 12 standing out We have been scammed!

Tinubu has fanned the most tribal tensions since the civil war It’s incredible

This will go into ant history as a moment of divine punishment, utterly incomprehensible in scale and method. Entire ant religions will be founded on this.

Got laid off from my job(fully remote) of 4 years last year February Worked a bullshit job for a year just to pay the bills and took a hell of a pay cut. Shit was over a hour away. Applied to hundred of jobs. Finally Started my new role today making 6 figures.

We just got a devastating news from the doctor that eliete's cancer is progressing aggressively and about to reach the brain ,We are begging for your support more than ever.we must move as fast as possible to get her into surgery. Time is our biggest challenge right now. 🙏🙏 Please if God puts it in your heart to help my little niece with donations or prayers we will kindly appreciate it. Donate: givesendgo.com/GHW27?utm_sour Please keep Eliete in your thoughts and prayers. We believe in the power of prayers,hope and healing with the lord everything is possible..help by sharing even if you cannot donate, please Repost and Quote..your share could reach the people who are in a position to help eliete get the surgery done. Thank you for your kindness, love and support❤

Are you sure about that?

Nothing concern this one with campaign and using public funds to buy campaign buses. He just dey deliver good governance dey go.

This is an absolutely INSANE thing to say out loud. We killed their leaders in the middle of negotiations because we didn’t like the way they negotiated?!?!

Why is there so much obsession with French in Canada though?

In Nigeria I didn't care about how much we had to spend to keep the household running. Generator fuel Groceries Feeding Dstv subscription Rent Electricity bills Monthly treats Everything I just de chest am. I made significantly more than my wife, even after all these expenses, I still had x4 of her income left for savings so I used to give her daily stipend for lunch. As soon as we arrived UK, I started thinking about adjustment. Finally she started working after 4 months, she started to contribute without being told. If you like marry opps, you go die young

@iamadeolawumi I go dey look everybody like peasant

@capt_jayy 😂😂😂😂

To be honest, I understand both sides of the 50:50 argument. The truth is whether you split things 50:50 or not becomes irrelevant when your income far exceeds your expenses. Imagine earning $20k a month while your monthly expenses are $5k. 50:50 will be the least of your worries

@iamadeolawumi Na Social media we dey na.

@capt_jayy I don’t think 50/50 exists sef

@iamadeolawumi I go dey earn that kind amount per month and I go dey follow una dey shine teeth anyhow for here? 😂🤣

@capt_jayy Na your family you use do example laidat o. Boss!

That Dowman update 😂🤣