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@JacintaAllanMP Just like you cracked down on home invasions and car theft and machete attacks. Keep up the good work. 😂

We're cracking down on dodgy used car dealers, with tougher laws to stop odometer tampering and protect Victorians from online used car rip-offs.

@StuddertNatalie Legend

Oh what? Sounds fun too! 😆😆

@SaintsNationAU No

Should St Kilda target Jesse Hogan? Hogan is out of contract at the Giants and will be 32 at the start of 2027 but would slot perfectly into this Saints lineup!

@ausvstheagenda No we will be saying fuck off to you.

Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan says if you vote for One Nation or the Liberals at the upcoming election, you’re saying goodbye to multiculturalism and “diversity being a strength.”

@tomdflynn And what a fine job that is.

The difference is that Albo turns up every day to do his job as PM Pauline only turns up around 8% of the time

@LyrebirdDream So fucking what.

Pauline Hanson’s built her brand as the champion of “Aussie battlers”. But she’s just been photographed at a luxurious Italian hotel where Gina Rinehart’s staying for a Dolce & Gabbana event. Nothing wrong with a holiday. But voters can decide whether that passes the pub test.

@saintstvpod Mason Wood

Best on ground goes to Disappointment who put in a really strong 4-quarter effort tonight.

@AshPolitik So fucking what.

Battler Poorline seen meeting Gina in posh Sicilian resort #auspol #politics

@Crazymoments01 Was never going to make it. Let go of the pole to early. 😂

These field sobriety tests are getting out of hand.

@Shrappy71 He’s got a few mates.

If we continue to pick Byrnes we deserve everything we get. Not even VFL standard

@GuardianOfKarma Hares and hound man. Complete two faced wanka.

Here's hardly ever seen footage Anthony Albanese wants wiped off the internet & has almost succeeded in doing so. In 2020 at a Mardi Gras march (of course) Anthony Albanese stuck his finger up at protesters. This is Albanese showing his true colours, that being rainbow.

@maxlaughton What does it matter.

the most important question of the night: how did Jay Polkinghorne's parents turn this into a 48-hour journey? Parking at the airport after driving halfway too expensive?

@Shrappy71 Matt Stevic is the worst A FL umpire by a mile.

Free kicks at qtr time are 6-0, it is impossible to play 27 mins of football and not transgress.. only in Geelong could this possibly happen

Worst umpire of AFL ever. Matt Stevic.

@JCFights Got his right whack.

This teenager wouldn't stop kicking a passenger's seat after multiple requests, so the man reclined it back and the impact left the kid injured

@freetheboyyy It’s a butt plug used by gay men.

I found this tiny white stick in my son's room and honestly had no idea what it was. It looked like a strange little device, but there was no plug or button. I'm too embarrassed to ask him directly, does anyone know what this is?

@techverbatim @VicRoads @JacintaAllanMP @VictorianLabor The big build.

A big thank you to @VicRoads, @JacintaAllanMP and @VictorianLabor for sending me the latest annually increased bill of almost $960 for car rego. 😠 Since the roads are in such a disgraceful condition riddled with potholes and flooding, what services exactly are we paying for?

@Ausbobsmit Keep working at the Packsaddle Daily.

Ive been offered a job with a big newspaper in the city. Big dough, as a journalist. I knocked them back, told them to go fuck themselves

“They must obey our laws in our country” says Pauline Hanson driving around the UK with a multi time convicted criminal and wearing no seat belt.

@Commoncents21 Where do the virtual ambulances pull in?

This is fantastic. Thank you Premier 👏