Hoot

@AlboMP We were hoping for your resignation this morning, but here we are. We want a general election.

We're securing more fuel for Australia.

Only @Melair could take the worst airport in the developed world and make it even worse. Whoever is in charge of this project should be sacked in disgrace. Shameful and embarrassing for Melbourne.

@lady_valor_07 Legendary 😄

How would you describe JK Rowling in one word?

@Excellentsalvic Anthony Albanese @AlboMP

@Lisa9Sophia What kind of paper is it? It's cheaper than toilet paper after all. Can we soften it and use it as an alternative?

You can read all about Mike Carlton’s life of drinking and abuse for $4 Where he brags about meeting Epstein’s frequent flyer, Bill Clinton. Champagne socialist Carlton met Clinton aboard a luxury yacht (Labor hack’s seem to spend lots of time in luxury hotels and on luxury yachts) and called him "an artist at work" 🤮 But in truth Carlton is most famous for his nastiness - and the fact that no one likes him He’s fought with everyone from Stan Zemanek, to John Laws, and Ray Hadley - who called Carlton a "drunk" “a low dog" and “the most hateful and vengeful broadcaster” he had ever encountered A well known Antisemite, Carlton left the SMH after racially attacking and vilifying readers with cartoons and responses like “Jewish bigot” and telling others Jewish readers to “f—k off.”Yet curiously he gets to keep his OA? Surely this is seen as bringing the Order in to disrepute So if he’s blocked you on X just remember he’s angry because he’s become irrelevant. No one wants to know about Carlton - not even for $4 Photo Credit: @marco_sidrat

@theheraldsun I regularly exceed that speed on my pushbike. Melbourne is a corrupt joke looking to collect more revenue through fines. Disgusting.

New analysis reveals virtually all the streets getting taxpayer-funded 30km/h speed limits already have perfect safety records, as experts warn the state’s most problematic roads have been left untouched > bit.ly/42OTr9u

The lower the speed limit the more fines collected

@7NewsMelbourne @jacstanley7 @BlakeJohnson Has @AvalonAirportAU apologised to this individual yet? The headlines seem to be covering up for their absolute incompetence. Hopefully he seeks compensation in court for this treatment.

Avalon Airport has been thrown into chaos after a major security scare triggered by a laser hair removal device. The item was flagged as a possible bomb under X-ray, sparking a mass evacuation and multiple flight cancellations. @jacstanley7 @BlakeJohnson

@WayneReardon @3AW693 That's an ethical vet!

@techverbatim @3AW693 This is why I love my vet. When my dog ate some Ratsak she was prescribed Vitamin K to counter the effects, but it's almost impossible to get in a retail shop. She said "you can buy it from me for $60 or you can go to this animal supply place who will do it for $10".

Do we have a spending problem? Because Aussies are now forking out billions of dollars per year on their pets.🐶 READ THE FULL STORY👉brnw.ch/21x2Ign

@AlexeyButovMP @AlboMP Im no fan of Tim, but he stayed near his workplace due to travel restrictions imposed by an idiotic Victorian Labor Premier? Compared to a million bucks per quarter of expense rorts by the current PM. You're scraping the bottom of the barrel with this pointless reply, Alexey

@techverbatim @AlboMP

Pigs in the trough. Resign @AlboMP. We want a double dissolution and a general election.

@metrotrains @MBarkergreene Sorry, not good enough. WE the taxpayers paid billions for that over-budget, delayed failure of a project so we require a bit more than vague nonsense.

@techverbatim @MBarkergreene Hi, unfortunately the issue may not always be readily apparant and may need additional investigation, we will alway prioritise safety. Sorry if any delays.

⛔️Cranbourne / Pakenham and Sunbury lines: Trains will not stop at Town Hall station until further advised due to an operational issue. Outbound passengers to Cranbourne/Pakenham please catch a Frankston train from Flinders Street to Caulfield and interchange; Outbound passengers to Sunbury please catch a train from State Library. Citybound passengers please get off/ interchange at State Library. Check information displays and listen for announcements as services may be altered at short notice.

@MBarkergreene @metrotrains I think people are getting fed up with the constant vague use of the term "operational issue". Try something more detailed if you want even a glimmer of buy in and support from the public @metrotrains 🙄 For now, you'll continue to be the failure of a train network we all know.

@metrotrains “Operational Issues” every single day … I mean I wouldn’t use it as a marketing slogan but if the 👞 fits ….

@SoveyX That is brilliant! I need to do the same 😂

Men will do anything to avoid trying on clothes. He made the clothes try him on.

@RadFemme74 The 'dipshit' is you. You aren't going to win any friends for your cause this way. Stop trying to rewrite history and genetics. neoskosmos.com/en/2022/12/13/…

@techverbatim Helen wasn't real and ancient Greeks weren't fair skinned you dipshit.

I had high hopes for this film, but now that it is evident it is simply an exercise in DEI I refuse to watch it. Helen of Troy was NOT African, Athena was NOT half African. Why were no Greeks cast? This is obscene and offensive to the good people of Greece. Shameful Chris Nolan

Our Budget is helping you earn more and keep more of what you earn.

@bobjcarr So it seems you are admitting that the ALP is undergoing a vote farming exercise rather than what's best for the nation? Well that's not a good look, Bob...

Kos Samaras puts it succinctly. Households might have grandparents who are non citizens but parents and children who are and who vote. smh.com.au/politics/feder…

Honest Melbourne coffee review ☕

@DailyMail Elon is correct. Those actors don't look Greek at all, huh?

Elon Musk stokes woke war over Christopher Nolan's casting of Lupita N'yongo and trans actor Elliot Page in The Odyssey trib.al/PKmHVMr