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@chenkwanting

politics, dota 2 esports and other random stuff

Dundee, Scotland 参加日 Mart 2009
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kwan@chenkwanting·
@FiredUpCoug A week is definitely not enough time, probably split it between Tokyo/Kyoto with a stay at a ryokan
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Brigham's Burner
Brigham's Burner@FiredUpCoug·
I've always wanted to visit Japan. However... after seeing all of these Japanese posts in my feed for the last few days. That desire has grown much stronger. If I were to spend a week in japan, what are three things that I absolutely cannot miss?
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Gurnemanz der Mensch
Gurnemanz der Mensch@gurnemanz1995·
@knrd_z Then you start getting these posts: x.com/karasu_pua/sta…
からすまる@karasu_pua

小6で「ペニスの皮は、剥くことができる」ということをはじめて知った。 物心つくまえに父親に教えてもらっていたかもしれない。わからない。とにかく、ぼくは小6のそのときまで、ペニスの皮が剥けるということを理解していなかった。 そして、ペニスの皮を剥こうとした。 剥けない。完全にくっついてしまっていた。その日から、トイレに行くたびにすこしずつ剥こうと試みた。 剥いて、戻して、剥いて、戻す。 一度の試行では目で分かる変化はなかったけれど、1週間も続けると明らかに皮の可動域が広かった。それがぼくに自信、皮はほんとうに剥くことができるんだという自信を与えた。さらに強気で皮を剥くようになった。 アルコール除菌シートで拭きながら剥いた。亀頭が1/3ほど顔を出した。 さらに剥く。ときには血が出た。血が出たら出血が止まるまで休んだ。 剥く、血が出る、休む、剥く。その繰り返しだ。 亀頭が完全に露出した。でもまだ終わりじゃなかった。まだ剥けそうだ。そこから一気に剥く。ぼくは皮を完全に剥き終わったことを悟った。それは調べたり考えたりしなくてもわかることだった。完全に剥けたのだとただ分かる。 このときおぼえた「達成感」を超えるものを、ぼくはまだ知らない。

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Evil (Political) Scientist
Japan has X's most active userbase but until now were invisible to us, while we were inundated with posts from Nigeria, India, Canada. There's no going back now: release the custom country filters, we know it's possible, & anything less is information warfare
Nikita Bier@nikitabier

If you’re seeing a bunch of Japanese posts, here are some fun facts: Japan has more daily active users and more time spent on X than any other country in the world. Over two thirds of the country is monthly active on X. X in Japan has one of the highest penetration rates of any social network in history.

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kwan@chenkwanting·
@haydendevs paranoia got me always checking the account ages
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hayden@haydendevs·
is it just me or has the bot problem gotten way worse.
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kwan@chenkwanting·
@_ntdl furiously liking your tweets to add more chalant
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NOTEDOLL@_ntdl·
アイツらの思うニンジャ像であるために、こんなに急にチヤホヤされてもnonchalantでなければならない💦
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Elwë Singollo 🌷🧝🏻‍♀️
If you are enjoying the realisation of a Japanese fascination with certain areas of American culture, you should really watch Trigun.
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kwan@chenkwanting·
@BecketAdams we started monetizing trash but they just kept microblogging about their ordinary daily lives
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T. Becket Adams@BecketAdams·
Twitter has been holding out on Japanese Twitter all this time, and feeding us trash from literally every other country on earth instead???
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kwan@chenkwanting·
@calajms thats what thirst traps are for
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ala ☣︎@calajms·
what if u get thirsty during sex
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kwan@chenkwanting·
@hsyf610muto Scottish people don't set high expectations
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武藤文雄@hsyf610muto·
スコットランド戦、勝利以上に嬉しかったのは、相手選手も5万を超えるサポーター達も、「日本の方が圧倒的に強い」と言う姿勢で臨んできたこと(そして結果もそうなった)。世界屈指のフットボール都市に来たからこそ、この伝統国のサッカー人たちの日本サッカーへの高い評価を実感、正に快感だった。
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kwan@chenkwanting·
@haydendevs i think thats what the japanese prime minister went to the white house for
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hayden@haydendevs·
why is everything japanese
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kwan@chenkwanting·
@PoltFan69 China was the only time I had a whole damn cow head
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Michael(Poltfan)((JapanDayTripper))
What's even better is all this good will from Japan is purely organic and you KNOW China is seething about it. They've been trying to buy soft power with the west for almost a century and couldn't match the pure unfiltered cultural appreciation of trucks and beef.
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EducatëdHillbilly™@RobProvince·
Apparently the Japanese are absolutely fascinated with how much meat Americans have. Who knew.
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poletic kate
poletic kate@poetickate·
it’s not a blowjob, it’s a blowcalling
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ぱん
ぱん@pampino_xiv·
久しぶりに温泉行って思ったこと 若者のちんぽデカすぎ、ちんぽの欧米化
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kwan@chenkwanting·
@nikitabier @boneGPT "they treat it as a microblogging platform before we monetized it"
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Nikita Bier@nikitabier·
@boneGPT I have never gotten “sir, my payout is too low” from a Japanese account. They are doing it for pure love of the game. Just as God intended.
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bone@boneGPT·
The Japanese are less interested in money and politics than Americans. The way we hustle is uncouth to them. They aren't all working on their personal brands. They don't climb over each other like us. We should be more like the humble Japanese.
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徒然@QVXGZ·
友達のAVを発見した 人生で二度目である
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kwan@chenkwanting·
japanese twitter is so enlightening
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kwan@chenkwanting·
@justalexoki im fluent in translated Japanese now
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taoki@justalexoki·
translated Japanese is a beautiful language
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