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@kinkyfuntoronto A

A or B? 👀

@youlooklikeamom And bugs and scorpions and snakes and pack rats and jackalope and and and ...

People are gonna come to visit and I’m gonna be like don’t open the hall closet and it is just gonna be filled with rocks

@kinkyfuntoronto A

A or B? 🧐

@kinkyfuntoronto The shoes or the outfit? B - A

A or B? 👀

CPD are under siege, @ChicagosMayor. If these officers can't make an arrest without being harassed, punched, and shoved, how safe are Chicago residents? As mayor, it is your obligation to defend CPD. That you have consistently refused to defend police legitimacy tells us you are perfectly content with bystanders provoking and interfering with Police. Video: @CCC_CrimeChaser.

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Some lessons take 35 years to learn.

🚨 BREAKING: Sasquatch has been recorded on camera in full 4K for the first time! Why does that face look familiar? 🤔

@Chicago_History Bears leaving the city

Knowing your Chicago roots. If the City decided to ever add a 5th star to our flag, what significant part of Chicago History should it represent? #ChicagoHistory ☑️

Yep

@Eve8theApple @youlooklikeamom

@youlooklikeamom No I’d want to be in the pool with you! lol

HEY WILL YOU MARRY ME

@youlooklikeamom @CMatthews1976 Dave, I keep trying to get her to wear a body cam, would be the highest rated YouTube channel in history

@CMatthews1976 😂😂❤️

Before you argue with one of my posts just understand I’m over here trying to negotiate with a small dog to grab the screw I dropped out from under the couch

@youlooklikeamom Small dog? Wait, what? Did you get a new friend?

@RedRebeccax Sure do, riding my big wheel, jumping my bike, exploring the neighborhood. Life was good

Remember before you truly fell in love and your heart got broken for the first time and it got crushed into a million billion pieces? Yeah, me neither.

@kinkyfuntoronto Tie

Which heel/outfit combo do you prefer? A or B? 🧐

@youlooklikeamom Yes

Prime example of why Americans won't give up their guns. 👇

@RedRebeccax Big Mike doesn't even have to flash with the current AI abilities, could make it an octopus tenecal just for fun

If someone called me a man on national TV in front of my husband's worst enemy, I sure as hell would be flashing the entire universe the next day to prove them wrong. Show us your coochie!

@youlooklikeamom Biscotti are made to be dunked

Neighbor: They don’t have those Do you want shortbread? No they taste like butter You don’t like butter No Do you want butter pecan? I still don’t like butter Do you want chocolate? I don’t like chocolate How about biscotti No those are dried up bread I’m def the problem

@RedRebeccax If she is a virgin how would she know if you're bad in bed or are small?

If you think you can control a woman by marrying a virgin, think again. If you have a small pp or are bad in bed or nasty to her, she will still leave. Probably with half your money. Good luck.