Becca is on the Menu

We older people have to accept the fact that not everyone younger is turned on by sexy age gaps. I'll flirt with anyone I think is hot in person, but even though I'm decently attractive I still sometimes get a "Are you lost, grandma?" Type reaction from some guys.

@Colovion My chair is actually squeaking so I need to figure out where the squeak is coming from and apply WD-40. It could also be a double entendre.

@RedRebeccax I still don’t understand! 😭

I might end up oiling my own chair this weekend, boys. Do what you have to do, I guess.

@kaitduffy I went into a restaurant with my family and the host was jaw droppingly hot so I accidently told him "2" instead of 3. I tried to laugh it off but just made myself seem more insane. Now I can't ever go back.

It’s so embarassing being horny in public because it’s like do they *know*

@HORRORFREAK217 Yes it will

@RedRebeccax Will WD40 work

Come over and oil my chair

@AdequateSpicy Just the chair springs

@RedRebeccax Anything else you’d like oiled? 😘

Big Mood.

@aatamkdaddy Those were the golden days. I never made any money but I was happier.

@RedRebeccax He got suspended a couple times and said if it happened again he was quitting. He got me good one time and I paid him his $8 on Christmas morning. 🤣

Whatever happened to Dennis?

@aatamkdaddy He was a genius on this platform.

@RedRebeccax BB flew too close to the sun. I can’t remember who it was now but the last person he impersonated was someone in the Biden admin and I guess that was a step too far.

@deakon4laughs Some didn't

@RedRebeccax We got it! 🤣💯

People didn't understand the YMCA reference and thought I was going through some kind of emotional thing last night that only a small group of men with questionable jobs could satisfy.

If I wanted to be treated roughly during sex and left dripping fluids with bruises all over my body I'd just walk into a major city in my state without my weapons.

@melendez8675301 She's a double bagger. One bag over the head for her, and another for the guy just in case hers falls off.

@RedRebeccax She’s also ultra ugly.

I realized I can't hate on Kathy Griffin because she is dating a much younger man since I do the same thing, so I'll just hate on her for being an ultra liberal.

I think the idea that most females like the rough stuff is mainly from people who are 🌽consumers. I just want to be cuddled and held and treated gently.

@angrydobie I hate that move too. If a guy puts his hands on my throat I'll leave. Fingers in my mouth, I'll leave, you get the picture.

I also have to clarify that yes, I own a bunch of dog collars. For fashion. I am not into bondage or submission or anything . I had guys that were too rough. I like nice sweet lovemaking 100 times more. If anyone tries to convince me "you would like it with me" I'll block.

@JezziiB All the accounts pushing this stuff are from third world countries where the age of consent is so low.

I'm convinced that men who are obsessed with purity and virginity are huge fucking pedophiles.