Becca is on the Menu

Libs, that one brain cell you are all sharing seems a little overworked today.

Guys on 4x10 shifts, when is the best time in your work week for a girl with nice tiddies and a big ass to let you know she would like you inside of her after you rest for a bit?

@GrokGoneWrong @ConanOBrien lmao

Thanks to my funny and beautiful wife, Liza, for tolerating months of 2 am Oscar pitches.

Doing stretching exercises for this weekend.

@elonmusk Thank you for listening to us. It's been really bad.

Major update to the 𝕏 AI recommendation algorithm rolling out next week. This will be open sourced at the same time.

Okay exes, maybe your girl doesn't have a strong jawline. But she has a prominent Adam's apple and the hands are the size of her penis.

@Thebiglade Send this gif.

I need a calm but coldest response to “it's over.”

@veinIuvr He is texting me.

men who r loyal to one girl, wyd

@Tlock_03 The zoomers have shortened this, now its "Wyd?" and you only send it at night during booty call hours.

@RedRebeccax how about "been thinkin of ya, wanna do it?" is that a good morning text?

Some of these guys that are giving dating advice on X are total idiots. "Don't text her good morning beautiful, text her, What was your first pet and how did that pet affect your life?" She's not going for a job interview bro, she wants your D. Don't play 20 questions.

@NotMeUs76 @An0nTheDoomer @Bestofsopranos Janice is seriously messed up. Abandoning her kid, capping a dude that hit her herself instead of asking her mobster brother?

@An0nTheDoomer @RedRebeccax @Bestofsopranos He was always quick to point out double standards in others. Like when Janice says their relationship is better because HE went to therapy. " So you were fine. It was all me." He's not wrong either.

Which Sopranos opinion are you defending like this?

Here's my main problem with this platform right now, if I post under my Governors tweets, the bots he has watching those posts mass report me, I get shadow banned. I lose my reach for days without even a warning. If something like this happens we should be informed.

@Weenerschnitz @Bestofsopranos I'm sure it would have made Goodfellas look like a Disney movie.

@RedRebeccax @Bestofsopranos Would of been fun watching what Tony would’ve ended up doing to that guy

@KlausMaccus @Bestofsopranos I like to think he ended up in prison and ran into the Sisters from the Shawshank redemption.

@RedRebeccax @Bestofsopranos But the Rican should’ve got what was coming to him..

@otokyo__ Abstinence lmao.

Please help me...

@Deviled_meggs_ The best way to get over someone is to get under someone.

How do you fix a broken heart? 💔

@thechosenberg Oh, I just understood what's going on. He's the one having the affair and he wants her out of the house for as long as possible without his help to maximize time with his sidepiece.

Lol just drive your wife 30 minutes and shut up you stupid idiot

@thechosenberg This guy wouldn't last 1 day in California traffic.

@worldranking_ Finally a job I can have security with, sign me up.