Clair Kiernan

If you don't laugh at this, go see a therapist 😂

@lessr90134 @BJSymons Because it would reopen the borders.

@BJSymons Or because your president decided against a bipartisan plan to fund TSA

Imagine waiting in line at the airport for four or five hours because dems don’t want criminals to be deported

@PulseOrbit @EricLDaugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@EricLDaugh 'Green light' for ICE at airports? This is Trump turning terminals into deportation checkpoints for political theater, untrained agents harassing families, causing longer delays, and scaring travelers while doing zero for actual border security. Democrats aren't in meltdown. Americans are just tired of the manufactured chaos. Keep celebrating the stunt while flights turn into a mess. Pathetic.

🚨 IT’S OFFICIAL: Democrats enter meltdown mode after ICE agents got the GREEN LIGHT to check people’s ID and passports at airports This is a terrifying sight for criminals and illegals! Keep some ICE agents at airports PERMANENTLY 🔥

@CarlHigbie Before the wrestling match started, she seemed to be shocked that calling things other than what they were ("I didn't throw it, it fell" and "I'm not arguing!") convinced no one.

FAFO: Trans lawyer scolds judge, pulls trans card, gets contempt, resists arrest, screams “I can’t breathe,” why do they always have attitude 😂😂😂

@RickyDoggin No one in that entire country has life insurance. The weekly premiums are more than they earn annually.

I mean seriously, what could go wrong?

@giveashitnature There are already places that do that. 👍

Every single mile of highway and interstate median should be planted with native wildflowers to feed pollinators and birds. No more mowing grass.

@BigJoeBastardi Only for a few more days.

If we give in to Iranian demands that they can charge cargo coming thru the Straits of Hormuz, it is blackmail. They did not build that strait, God did. In additon thats a loss imo. They don't own that waterway, tho apparently despite the "decimation" they now control it

@BigJoeBastardi Yes. The mullahs are insane. No vestige can be left to grow again.

agreed. Should not be brain surgery, Its what they do

@BigJoeBastardi Which one do you think is closer to accurate?

I dont believe the AI will ever conquer the weather because weather is not man-made. It's laughable to see people push this stuff in my field. Look at this morning's day 10-15 ensemble battle and operational battle. Both have the same input, completely different answers Euros left, US right

@SarahAHoyt It'll cover Uber to the airport, first class fare, and new luggage.

@clairwk we'll have a go fund me. I bet we'll overfund.

This is news to whom? Send someone through the crowd offering them 1k to give up citizenship and fly to the country of their choice. I'll help them pack.

@GovPressOffice I swear, half the accounts on X think its a portal to audition for the Babylon Bee.

The man who actually got Iran to make a deal that kept Americans safe

@capeandcowell @mcandrus True.

@mcandrus Very sad how true this is. We’re next if we look away for two seconds

Rejecting God’s word to put a woman in charge of your church during a Muslim invasion seems like an apocalyptic move for a country But what do I know. I’m just a dumb hillbilly

@monsterhunter45 @Jringo1508 @jk_rowling If it would just use ALL the vowels crammed together instead of MOST of them it would make things easier.

@Jringo1508 @jk_rowling I'm scared to even try. If you see that word in one of my books it was put there by an editor.

Things that aspiring writers crow about: I finally finished the book! Things that professional writers crow about: I SUCCESSFULY SPELLED HORS D'OUEVRES! WITNESS MEEEEE! @jk_rowling @monsterhunter45

@ForeignPolicy @hofrench You are insane.

It is precisely because the U.S. body politic has found no way of reining in Trump that we must hope that the current conflict with Iran can finally do so, argues columnist @hofrench. foreignpolicy.com/2026/03/20/us-…

@Aconite_Blossom @paswal_amar @EndWokeness Ignoring it. Practicing taqqiya

@paswal_amar @EndWokeness The answer has been given over and over at nausium, not sure where you've been?

Applause line at protest in Philly: "For every US soldier who comes back in casket, we cheer!"

@paswal_amar @bignewslies @EndWokeness Oh hell no. Stay in Pakistan.

@bignewslies @EndWokeness I am already back home but I will come back kindly welcome me open heart because I love you all.

@bflony66 @paswal_amar @Tom88206311 @EndWokeness He really believes it.

@paswal_amar @Tom88206311 @EndWokeness Never once? Aren’t you making stuff up.

@EndWokeness Get the scoops. Gitmo hungers.

@MainCharFinder @Cjpearson Only gutfeld is good any more

@Cjpearson Remember when late nights shows were funny?

Jimmy Kimmel: "Before he was elected to the Senate, Markwayne Mullin was plumber. That's right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now." The elitism of Hollywood summarized in one moment. 👇