Jimmy Jims

5 minutes later some dudes with an octopus abduct her and start filming.

@mimizima_ You work in customer service. Nobody cares what you say.

As someone who works in customer service I can tell you that 45-70 demographic is getting absolutely demolished by that covid induced early onset dementia. It’s genuinely sad

@elikowaz More schadenfreude.

Israel now under simultaneous rocket fire from Lebanon, Iran, and Yemen.

@DonnieDetroit19 Ouch. Man, you hurt my feelings. You maggots are smart. Sorry, I'm just a dumb lib.

@corpsetrade Didn't actually read the article, huh? We'll its above a 2nd grade reading level so I understand why you couldn't finish it.

Excellent article by Perry Johnson boldly naming names of the people he would have in his administration. I like the intent and I really like the names he's tossing out there.

@sirajnoorani Bro got killed by God

#Gujarat - A horrifying incident of a stray #animalattack was captured on CCTV in Shivnagar area of Veraval village in #Rajkot district, where a young man on a moped was brutally crushed and injured by aggressive stray cattle.

@Dr_mira_yaftah Until all the deaths in Gaza are Avenged. Actions have consequences

🔴🔴🔴 منذ قليل سقوط صاروخ إيراني ضخم للغاية على منطقة سكنية مدنية في تل أبيب… هذا من أقوى المشاهد رأيتها منذ بداية الحرب! إلى متى سيدفع المدنيون ثمن هذا الجنون؟🥲

@RepMattHall It's only a problem if you're an idiot. Been taking 6g daily of powder for 3 years. Not a problem. 7-oh might be a problem. The powder ain't.

Kratom is spreading across Michigan and it’s a problem. Today in Brownstown, we held a roundtable with experts, law enforcement, and families impacted by this dangerous substance. The stories we heard were heartbreaking, with real people suffering because of Kratom’s impact. We’re not going to wait for more families to get hurt. House Republicans passed a bill to ban it and stop it at the source. It’s up to the Senate Democrats now. Public safety isn’t optional. Let’s step up and get it done.

@cnakazawa Right there w/ you. I despise it now. I used to love it.

I think I'm at a breaking point with LLM text. ChatGPT's language has become the worst. I have full on AI fatigue. The honest truth Why this fixes it (short answer) Clean fix The safest bet Final honest take Best-case scenario (totally possible) My straight recommendation Bottom line (no sugarcoating) If you want, tell me […] and I’ll tell you what I’d personally do in your exact situation (not generic advice) Instead of asking “[…]”, think: 👉 “How do I maximize […]?” My honest recommendation (based on what you said) Let me be real with you upfront Here’s the pro move That’s actually a really good question—let’s sharpen it so it actually makes sense. Still real. Not peak performance That’s not just […]. That's […] I wrote the first 3 myself, but then I went to a chat and just kept copying more examples. People don't write like this. Are we doomed to have to read the same poor sentence structure and wording for the rest of our lives? It's even worse when I have to read other people's llm slop. Thank you, I can prompt an llm myself. Do I have to pay a person to operate the llm for me and write back slowly in human language?

@aricnesbitt OK, lil bro. "When I'm MI governor..." How original.

I don’t care if they call it Super Duper Mega Cockroach COVID - when I’m Michigan’s Governor I’m going to make sure this state NEVER shuts down again. No masks. No mandates. No forced vaccines. NEVER AGAIN.

@lumpialogic Hossein Salami is gone but Ali Boloni still carries the flame.

It’s interesting how Iranian men openly cry in public during funerals. Masculinity that has no insecurity with showing emotions projects a very confident and balanced man.

@The_Astral_ Good news is we're less than a week from Bledsoe's prophecy. 😅

We’re 3 months into 2026 and already the “I’ve seen things that would keep you up at night” schtick is tired af. Either spill the information you’re implying would change the world, or stop teasing it on podcasts and news hits for clout.

@ChrisAlvino Gotta keep the pipes clean and hardware working

There's a huge push to stigmatize masturbation in the manosphere. Like I had one guy come to me for coaching saying he was struggling with porn addiction. I asked him how often he masturbates, he goes "2 or 3 times". I go "a day?" And he says "no, per week."

@matthewmaddock Depends. What. Being Bold. Means.

This. is. What. We. Need. NOW.

@OGsDontFold I think the fire does the torturing. At least in the Quran that's the case. The Bible doesn't say anything about being tortured in hell, except that there is a hell and it's fire.

Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed ?

@jessica_313_ Wouldn't say "overrated." I'd say adab is more important though.

Memorizing and pronouncing the Qur’an well will always be overrated. Some Muslims memorize it and recite it beautifully, yet still act worse than people who haven’t even read the Qur’an once.

@JosephKahn Everybody eating ass now and this guy's like "the age of oral sex is over."

I was having this discussion today with someone who got oral sex throat cancer as well. Apparently this is very common. You are never supposed to have oral sex. You are literally rolling dice and the odds are against you. The age of oral sex is over.

You say frog, I say Chicago-style Pizza

@NickJFuentes @ShefqetFejzo11 Figures you'd like it.

@ShefqetFejzo11 The type of person that this kind of content appeals to is subhuman larper

Albanian men playing pool with AK47 during 1997.🇦🇱

@lexxisfuzzbox Just get a real job.

Flirting at almost 40 is hard, what am I honestly supposed to say? “Wanna change our guitar strings and plug that Swollen Pickle into my Tube Screamer and crank it to 11?”