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I am adopted. My partner is, too. I have adopted two children. I firmly believe abortions should be free, legal, safe, and widely available to all women for any reason. Before you assert that "adoption solves everything", how many adoptions have you personally participated in?

rawstory.com/kari-lake-lies… This one's interesting -- @questauthority have you already covered this somewhere? Anyone else in #lawtwitter that you know of?

@karengirl34 @DegenPleb @crazyclipsonly Needed to setup a bathtub full of Dawn dishsoap first

@DegenPleb @crazyclipsonly That water and oil doesn’t mix. Meaning he’s going to need something stronger than water to get that off.

@DegenPleb @crazyclipsonly He went viral on the internet and got cancelled, obvs

@crazyclipsonly Me wondering what he found out

@o7CW_Schnieders @estockbridge @scoutrageous83 @ThatBrandonGuy0 @BobbyLee1861 @laguyinhou @ArmisDei White people *having* nationalism? wtf does this even mean?

If there's one thing I've learned from @JomboyMedia, it's that baseball umpires are both the most childish humans on the planet AND some creepy-ass weird mofos. At the same time. wtf, baseball, THIS is why your sport sucks

@Brian_C_Pond @NeilochGaming @slutriarch It still wouldn't quite be (A), since they're not being launched out... they'd appear and then gravity would pull them back into the slanted portal, and then it seems like they'd be stuck in a loop until the trolley stopped.

I don't know what this is supposed to be showing? Should I know?

@crankygameplays @NoLieWithBTC Don't they usually make you MORE smile for these booking pictures?

How it started / How it’s going.

@annateresa79 @KathrynTewson @schwatd2 @Katerationopia @legalminimum @JulieMFaenza @JurisDudence @estockbridge No wonder they're so grumpy

@crowder @KathrynTewson @schwatd2 @Katerationopia @legalminimum @JulieMFaenza @JurisDudence @estockbridge I guess at least 158 years (“and counting,” as Kathryn noted).

@Power2Control @Jasperlope @1goodtern Tbf to Jasper, I also assumed you were antimask purely because of the blue check.

It kind of blows the mind that movie makers are smart enough to mask up, but doctors aren't.

@annateresa79 @KathrynTewson @schwatd2 @Katerationopia @legalminimum @JulieMFaenza @JurisDudence @estockbridge What's the Confederacy's refractory period?

@KathrynTewson @schwatd2 @Katerationopia @legalminimum @JulieMFaenza @JurisDudence @estockbridge The Confederacy is still trying to rise again.

Internal document: Venetian’s paid self-parking parking starts Aug. 29.

@ArmisDei @Lormif1 @BobbyLee1861 @BeecherDenys @EJM1774 @estockbridge @laguyinhou @jdsanctioned @schwatd2 @ModernCSA @sergeantbbattle @GeneralCovid Which northern states still allowed slavery in 1863? Be specific

@EJM1774 @BeecherDenys @BobbyLee1861 @estockbridge @laguyinhou @jdsanctioned @schwatd2 @ModernCSA @sergeantbbattle @GeneralCovid You're missing the important part of that Lincoln quote, which is the very next line: "If I could save the Union without freeing slaves, I would do it." Meaning he knew the war was about slavery. And you're an idiot.

@devdevcharlie As long as Vladimir Putin isn't mad at you for anything, you should be fine!

I'm an anxious flyer and I thought, what better way to get over it than become a pilot!!! 👩‍✈️✈️ First introductory flight lesson in a Cessna 172 in a few minutes and I'm freaking out! 😅

@momnyc1234 @BadMedicalTakes You don't know what pacifiers OR masks are for, do you

@Advil How long have you been stalking Lady Gaga

this bodyguard did some vocals in the song “government hooker” and one time in like 2013 i yelled at him that he did an amazing job and he completely broke tough guy character and was blushing lmaoooo. the other bodyguard ripped one my shirts for getting too close after 😂

@sodagrrl @BrewingAle @crazyclipsonly Heh sorry for piling on

@crowder @BrewingAle @crazyclipsonly I've been advised so by many people already.

Who's at fault?

@coulterculture @skarskar2003 @slutriarch @Tom_Lewis1417 Turns out, getting good grades and actually retaining knowledge about the subject are two wildly different things. Thanks for teaching us all this important lesson.

@skarskar2003 @slutriarch @Tom_Lewis1417 I actually did really well in history classes 🤷🏻‍♀️

Are you claiming this person isn't a Nazi?

@Bolognesus @VictorK1862 @ASFleischman is it "hare-brained"?

@Bolognesus @VictorK1862 @ASFleischman You can either a) consistently not pay bills OR b) consistently involve your lawyers in hair-brained illegal bullshit but not both.

People keep saying they'd never represent trump. My friend, I represent wife beaters, pedophiles, and thieves. Do you have any idea how exciting it would be to pack all that into one client?