Dan “The Don” John

@bigballerspimp First step back!

Everyone wish my roommate good luck, he’s currently playing outfield at the Lansing Lugnuts double header

@ColemanCmoney Vomeros on course come on fellas

Days been elite. Game hasn’t

Me and this chick are playing eye tag from different floor balconies. Need song recs to play so she can hear asap. Not sure she’s into Panic.

@EL_thetruth March 2026 😂

Let’s have night BV #expand

Anyone boozin?

@JMBuck15 Where to John?

Got stuck in bitch seat for the 4 hour drive kill me now

@DavidSlingmerth Been in my truck since February Dave. Get the ball rolling

I think it’s officially bring your clubs everywhere season

@kyleniggahall @the_auburncreed Go back to high school pal

@the_auburncreed yea so what nigga?

“Joined April 2026”

@TheMasuka1 Lot of respect for the mini bud. Natty would be nothing without it.

Have a day fellas #expand

What to dox for 20 followers #brainstorming

@JMBuck15 @DrBluntblazer Wow John did not expect this outta you #goated

@DrBluntblazer Give this one a listen

Just got put onto The Smiths by my buddy at the ripe age of 26. I will never be the same.

@JMBuck15 How does 33 sound

If these gets 5 likes I’ll fade class and go to the range instead

@craiginthecut Need both player

Do birks still play or should I invest in some flops? #footdoxx

Make the power and WiFi go out at his apartment in the middle of Masters week #fuck

@BlackoutGlasses Tell ur boy it’s time to shed those man tits #dial

@BobbyWilson1004 There wasn’t a single time the camera was on him where he wasn’t hitting this club in hand bicep flex

Is Koepka wearing a Nike tee shirt? Whatever it is, it’s ugly.

Not sure if I’m completely ecstatic Dechambeau fell apart or embarrassed for him but fuck I love #TheMasters

@JMBuck15 And who would have guessed Sam fucking burns puts on a show

Some unreal collapses of guys I bet today

@draftkings76594 Sitting through my required attendance lecture I barely have a B in while watching Amen Corner the entire time can’t be that fucking bad Harold

If you went to class today you need to rethink your life’s purpose

@BuckDancerCPA This ruined my day

Little bit of this. Little bit of that. Happy hump day -BD