Johnson Thompson Donson

@FootballlForAll Pint of carling and a bag of seeds please

@TomEyre78 @elliotblade What a man ❤️ ❤️ Mick savage trophy #thestreetswillneverforget

@elliotblade @donson1990 An honour and a privilege!

Harry Brook really is the stupidest individual to ever play the wonderful sport of cricket.

@elliotblade @TomEyre78

@TomEyre78 That’s a hugeeee statement considering you’ve had the privilege of sharing the cricket field with @donson1990

@TomEyre78 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@LewisSzn_ @Keir_Starmer @LandoNorris @F1 Can't tax him

@Keir_Starmer @LandoNorris @F1 You going to tax him on that?

Congratulations @LandoNorris, Britain’s new @F1 champion! An unbelievable season and so well deserved.

@RichardSlatts @arighttweet @WTIDPOD Slatttzzzzzz

@arighttweet @WTIDPOD Nothing too important mate was just on Saturday PA system kept asking for the owner haha

Anyone know if that Kia Sportage is still in the North Stand car park?

@AmatholeMist @TRobinsonNewEra Are you okay? You know there are numbers you can call

In Birmingham town, the streets lie so still, Not a pram, not a pushchair, not even a shrill Little voice yelling “Mummy, I want!” can be found— Labour axed the two-child cap, and joy came unbound. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, For every last house was engaged in The Spouse. The telly’s gone dark, the Xbox is cold, They’re all far too busy with projects of gold. Nine months from now, mark it down in your book, The midwives will weep and the wards will be chooked. A tidal wave coming of bumps, boobs, and cries— Birmingham’s making its own baby supplies! So hush now, dear city, stay quiet, behave, You’ve nine months of peace—then the great pram-wave. From Small Heath to Solihull, Edgbaston to Perry Barr, The silence is golden… but it won’t be for long, ta-ra!

Scenes in Birmingham as Labour announced they're removing the 2 child benefit cap.

@BBCWorld Is the best headline of 2025

Man who threw boy from Tate Modern assaulted nurses bbc.in/4p2ySzA

@david_goates @Matt_Pinner Gu on dave. Explain you workings

@Matt_Pinner 10

How many?

@IamJenom_ @Matt_Pinner 8 champ

@Matt_Pinner There actually 6, holes, there neck and arms and the bottom openings are also holes

@Key07270611 @1MattBassett Looks like champs

@1MattBassett Where was this? Hope you bought him a pint!

Of all the people to bump into today it’s only the scorer of one of my all time favourite derby day goals #UTB

@WHATSFORDlNNER Gravy Salt

You can only add two things.

@DBCrypto9 @MyLeigee @iamtomskinner Well sorry to piss on your bonfire here but...... Yes we are

@MyLeigee @iamtomskinner Hands? We ain't animals

I’ve been looking forward to this curry all day. It was another sellout day at stall, thank you to everyone who came down in the rain! I’ve not had a curry in ages. So I’ve treated myself. Tonight I’ve gone with an Extra spicy Lamb Garlic Naga Balti, Coconut rice, the cheesy peas (matta paneer), sag aloo, Bombay potatoes, pashwari naan bread and some lovely Rios to wash it down with! I hope you all had a lovely day today, I’m currently stuffing my face catching up on the West Ham game and looking forward to an early night. I am back working all day on my seafood stall if you want to come down and say hello. Love to you and your families. Bosh❤️

@arighttweet @WTIDPOD The mass fields are a golf course and farm land...

@WTIDPOD There are absolutely loads of places. There’s clay Hills near Hillsborough. There’s areas around Meadowhall. There are mass fields near Birley on the tram track. when people say there’s nowhere to build the stadium. They haven’t got a clue what they’re on about.🤣🤣🤣🤣

In light of recent developments regarding potential new owners exploring the possibility of a new stadium… Where in Sheffield would we build it? ⬇️⬇️ LET US KNOW ⬇️⬇️

@WHATSFORDlNNER Council House surf and turf

@WHATSFORDlNNER Chips and gravy end of chat

You can only save one.

@MancEnAlsace @WHATSFORDlNNER Breadcake. Not muffin

@WHATSFORDlNNER OMG That looks delicious, I buttered muffin on the side = a proper tea

Chips and Gravy... Yes or No? 🤔

@xas7wcrg9e @fesshole Please. PLEASE continue with your theory

@fesshole "I'm a racist" ponders why the person s/he was racist against is chilly towards them...

My gammon boss and his narcissistic wife posted a pic of them both wrapped in a duvet and drinking hot chocolate. I commented 'pigs in blankets' which I thought was on my burner account. It wasn't. Quickly deleted but think he saw it as he's been more hostile than normal

@arighttweet @_CharlieThePooh Used to be 1 pound 50 before midnight on a Monday yeaaaaars ago

@donson1990 @_CharlieThePooh No wonder it was £7 that sounds gross to be honest, but a fast way to get pissed. I suppose🤣

bro a blue pint in Corp costs 7 pound wtf this is what i get for being here on a Wednesday night at 31 years old ?????????

@arighttweet @_CharlieThePooh Wkd and double vodka. Corporation god tier drink. Do them in red yellow purple too

@_CharlieThePooh More to the point, what the hell is a blue pint? Surely that’s not a pint of WKD.🤣

@WHATSFORDlNNER Gravy

Ketchup isn't available... What are you putting on this? 🤔