John Davies

But are you floppy disk old..

Has your 𝕏 account been growing?

@sasquatchvlogtv Two balls and a strike

Every man's worst nightmare

@shenetworks By nature of the job, “the office” is literally wherever they need to be in order to accomplish their task efficiently. I don’t care if that’s a Taco Bell.

There’s no reason for pentesters to be required to be in an office for 99.9% of cases.

Stages of grief after a breach Denial. 'our data was encrypted at rest' Anger. 'who approved this vendor' Bargaining. 'can we call it an incident instead of a breach' Depression. reading the access logs Acceptance. updating your resume on LinkedIn

@vxylily Thank her?

What’s the correct way to handle the situation

@AngelofNoir Wind River is such a great movie!

One of the most heartbreaking scenes ever put on screen… 💔😳

I'm 99.9% convinced that anyone who leaves a reply but doesn't like the post is a bot 🤖😅 Like it's illogical for a human to do that, right? 😅

@ThrillaRilla369 I didn't eat

Be honest because I’m proving a point When you were a child if you didn’t want to eat what your mother made for dinner What happened?

@ThrillaRilla369 Like, my own, or this specific one?

Be honest... could you jump into a stick-shift car and drive it without a problem right now? 🚘

@metaplexmovies Really great. One of the better cop shows

I’m running out of great shows. How good is THE SHIELD?

@infosec_fox My dogs butthole

@haha_girrrl Industry plays a huge part. Balls out in a great industry 60hrs a week for more money while building skills that transfer to other roles > slowly dying at a boring govt office job surrounded by lifers who's goal is to slow roll every single project.

You’re 22. You get two job offers: Option A: $75k salary 40 hrs/week Low stress Slow promotions Option B: $120k salary 60+ hrs/week High stress Huge promotion potential You must stay 5 years. Which do you take?

@infosec_fox yeah but they were efficient

Just think about this, in the Matrix they called the bad guys “Agents”.

If coding disappears tomorrow, what's your plan B?

@brockpierson Up, right? Blowing up?

I am blowing all super small accounts Reply if you're under 5k and I will boost you 🚀

@kritikakodes How?

I am a Vibe coder, scare me with one word.🤔

@medus4_cdc How does one procure one? Asking for a friend. It’s me, I’m the friend

If you're holding a contest, my hardhats make awesome prizes. Orrrr I can even just make one for you to wear around. They're OSHA compliant!!

Hey, so now is the time if you want to hit me up for various Defcon Art!! I design stickers and patches: