Eggie Soler

@TechLayoffLover Late to the game, @Xerox did that isht 20 years ago

Oracle executives are getting DEATH THREATS after that 6 AM email massacre and Larry Ellison just hired Blackwater-level private security 30,000 workers butchered via automated email while Oracle posts $6.13 BILLION in quarterly profits I'm hearing Oracle leadership is now working from "undisclosed locations" because former employees are showing up at headquarters with printed copies of their termination emails Sources saying the Redwood City campus looks like a military compound. Armed guards checking IDs. Parking garage access restricted. Executive floor completely locked down. Oracle spent more on executive protection this quarter than they'll pay in severance to 30,000 families The same company that automates human termination emails can't automate executive safety Larry Ellison's yacht has three security boats following it. Safra Catz hasn't been photographed in public since the bloodbath. Meanwhile former Oracle workers are posting TikToks outside Ellison's $300 million Malibu compound One terminated engineer drove 800 miles from Austin just to stand at the gate with a sign reading "I BUILT YOUR CLOUD INFRASTRUCTURE FOR 12 YEARS" Oracle's AI algorithms can eliminate 30,000 jobs in milliseconds but can't predict when desperate people stop playing by corporate rules If you're still at Oracle, your executives are literally hiding from you behind armed security while counting the money they made from destroying your career The revolution isn't coming through the front door anymore. It's coming through the fucking walls.

@Masterflip_ He said tremenduos pelotero not player...beisbol player...lost in translation

How did you hear the Pete Alonso news? Soto- “Before the news came out, we already knew what was going to happen, like I said, I always keep in contact with the team” Was he a friend of yours? We got along well, Pete is a tremendous player, tremendous person, a person that cares about his team and wants the best for his team” Via Elpaditv IG

@atrupar Oh, sorry, it was just a joke lighten up... yep, I've heard that too all my life

Mike Johnson on Jeffries: "I think he has to lighten up. When you show that you're upset -- I get attacked with memes every single hour of every day. I don't react to it. That's what people are trying to get out of you is a reaction. The president was making a joke, okay?"

@Ben_Yoel Bad take, led the league in walks and couldn't get pitchers past 4 innings. Good riddance.

I think scapegoating Jeremy Hefner, who is a tremendous pitching coach, is a bad look for the organization. It’s not his fault the Mets shopped in the bargain aisle for starting pitching.

@MetsMuse Mendy wants his own guys. He put a target on his back if things don't improve.

Want to hear what you guys think, but I feel like parting ways with Jeremy Hefner was more reactionary than anything. He’s done a great job in his time here, and is very respected across baseball.

@PSLToFlushing Nah, he thinks he's irreplaceable...Uncle Stevie can buy a replacement in a jiffy but Stearns has no clue

Edwin Diaz is an absolute must keep for the Mets Not only is he one of the very best in the game, essentially the rest of the bullpen is headed for free agency. Don’t add another need Helsley, Rogers, Stanek, Soto are all free agents

@SNYtv Washed

"I want to rebuild from step one. My body has changed after this injury and after various things." Kodai Senga talks about how his body has changed and how he can help himself return to form as the offseason begins:

@SNYtv Something's going on in the locker room and I hate to say it, I think it's Soto...ps, Pete's gone

Carlos Mendoza was asked what gives him confidence the Mets can do what they need to do to make the playoffs: "You look at the talent there, we're one hit away, making one play, making one pitch. We're close."

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TRENDING: #Jaguars fans are calling for the team to SUSPEND young phenom wide receiver Brian Thomas Jr. for a game after he had multiple awful drops. BTJ’s attitude made it seem like he didn’t want be there and his multiple drops cost his team a win today.

@gtconway3d Bear to mind this crowd was not made up of working, even middle class citizens...when the rich are booing, there's trouble brewing

"ABC and ESPN refused to kowtow. While they didn’t linger on Trump when he was shown during the national anthem ahead of the men’s final between Jannik Sinner and Carlos Alcaraz, they didn’t filter out the reaction to him, either. The jeers and catcalls, resounding in Arthur Ashe Stadium, were clearly audible." usatoday.com/story/sports/c…

@Patrick_Soler @nflmemes Same shit, different QB...

@nflmemes @eggmaniam

Giants fans sitting down in front of their TVs for Week 1 without Daniel Jones on their roster for the first time in seven years

@JohnDeMarsico See what you started?! Now, ESPN, FOX, APPLETV, PRIME, etc. are doing it now!

Not sure if you've heard, but #baseballiscinema

@shea_Hello 2.2

Guess EXACTLY how many innings Kodai Senga is going tonight! 👻👻👻 We will say 6 innings: And go! Closes at 7:10 🔶🔷#LGM

@DannyAbriano BetMGM, FanDuel, etc. made a ishtload of money tonight...Oops, never mind

What Mets pitching just did is almost impossible to believe With a 6-0 lead against a dead-in-the-water team, they issued 5 walks and allowed nine runs in the fourth inning Just mind boggling

@NYMhistory Clown. No wonder the took him off TV.

Embarrassingly bad take. Has it been a rough stretch for the Mets? Absolutely. So Mets fans aren't allowed to be excited about a homegrown, fan-favorite player breaking a 37-year-old record? Also bashing lifelong Mets fan Gary Cohen for getting excited on a call makes zero sense

@SNY_Mets Read the room bro...ticket sales will tank before you do something about this situation, good thing Uncle Stevie has deeeep pockets

David Stearns was asked if the Mets' recent hitting struggles are at all on the hitting coaches: "No. I have confidence in our hitting coaches. I think we have good hitting coaches."

@SNY_Mets Usual August slump, hoping for 2015 season here

The Mets have lost five in a row and nine of their last ten games. They are 18-29 since June 13.

Hey @MLB - what's up with @Fanatics not wanting to refund the cost of a @Mets jersey that was too small? I bought it as a gift for my wife, it doesn't fit her. Paid $140, getting $20 back because I had Baty's name put on the back. Won't be buying any merch from you guys anymore.

@NFL_DovKleiman @nytimes No, nope, no way, it'll be a shtishow...

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: ESPN is reportedly nearing a deal to acquire the iconic show “NFL RedZone” and the NFL Network. The deal is rumored to be worth over $2 BILLION. (via @nytimes)

@painacotta No Fighting! Every altercation is resolved with a dance off...no wait...one shot shootout for both parties, against one defenseman and the goalie. If a goal is scored, it's added to the team score. The parties involved are the goaltenders.

i think the nhl should do a version of savannah banana baseball but for hockey…but what weird rules would there be?