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@wholemars What did you eat?

My Tesla took me to dinner

@nikitabier Thanks. I have an attention span of 2 seconds

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@viralechoes @TheGregYang Because time is money 🤑

@TheGregYang That’s incredible! Oxygen is the real MVP. Sleep is a game changer for health, but why do we still ignore it like it’s optional?

my brain's oxygenated better during sleep now! my apnea-hypopnea index AHI has gone down dramatically from 25.4 (last September) to 4.6 😁 the AHI detects the number of apnea or hypopnea events per hour of sleep: - an apnea event is a period of no breathing for at least 10 seconds - a hypopnea event is a period of shallow breathing my blood oxygen saturation can still dip to 87% so not perfect yet if i were to guess, most of improvements came from - better nutrition and losing lots of weight - sleeping in colder room and maybe - cavitation surgery that cleared up my sinus I don't think this will cure my lyme but should help stabilize the condition and allow me to recover faster with fewer set backs

@TTomTToro lol

truckers are falling in love with the Tesla Semi

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🚗⚡🌎 Tesla of the Day! #tesla @tesla #teslawrap #vinylwrap

@jonstewart 😂😂😂

Come on the show!! We’ll talk about how self deprecating we both are!!

@elonmusk @jonstewart

@jonstewart Not as good as you! Stop being so humble.

Elon Musk is an extremely skilled propagandist.

Tesla implemented a key card backup almost 10 years ago. Toyota is just implementing it now with their new RAV4. In legacy auto fashion, they treat it as some revolutionary new technology. 😂

@dvorahfr Cool. Team is working on greatly improving speech quality and synchronization.

Pad 2 has completed a 60+ second deluge test.

That's a lot of water 💦🌊

Tesla now has four V4 Supercharging stations open across the U.S. capable of delivering up to 500 kW charging speeds. • Kissimmee, Florida (opened this week) • Gatlinburg, Tennessee (opened last week) • Taylorsville, Utah (opened Jan 2026) • Redwood City, California (opened Sept 2025) As of this week, Tesla's Giga New York factory will now only produce these new V4 cabinets, which means 500kW Tesla Supercharging stations are going to start popping up everywhere pretty soon. Note: 500KW charging is currently only available on the Cybertruck. S3XY vehicles get 250kW charge rates they already experience on existing Superchargers.

@weeklyshowpod @CaseyNewton @noUpside Jon Stewart is an extremely skilled propagandist disguised as a truth-teller

@weeklyshowpod @CaseyNewton @noUpside He is a great comedian too