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@maybeltr @Delphi_Digital You can't see it but I'm kneeling in front of my monitor doing a kaepernick power fist

Update on life: Graduated college yesterday. Last week was my final day at @Delphi_Digital Super thankful to Anil, Kevin, Jason, Ceteris and all of the Hivemind for welcoming me with open arms. I had a blast of a year, learned a ton, wrote some banger reports, and sent lots of stickers in the telegram chats. I believe Delphi is the best of the best, and will continue to glaze them whenever possible. Leaving was a really tough decision, Delphi is an S tier place to work. Just super grateful for it all. As for what's next... more on that soon, got a lot of stuff in the works and excited to share. - doggo out

@pickiliks Alexa play Dreams and Nightmares by Meek Mill

that's better W @factmach

New Market: CIA vs Mossad

@chasedownleads extremely

@factmach is it passive?

A lot of people seem to be under the impression that only traders get paid on Fact Machine. This is NOT true. Voters ALSO get paid. There are Fact Machine users who THRIVE solely on voting rewards. You could be one of them.

New Market: Will Things Get Better or Worse?

We're excited to announce 'The Rot Room' by Fact Machine is coming to the suburbs of Washington, D.C. The world's first bar dedicated to people in cognitive decline. 🧵

New Market: Is Netanyahu Dead?

Marketing Intern Jeremy tried to go pint-for-pint with Lawrence for St. Patrick's Day. Please forgive any delays in Twitter comms while he sobers up.

Introducing the Fact Machine $2 Billion Dollar Perfect Bracket Competition. We're going to use Kalshi to hedge and we're going to give away twice as much money. DM us your bracket before Thursday, March 19th 2026.

New Market: Is the Ayatollah Gay?

Here at Fact Machine, we take employee safety very seriously. That's why we've installed a CLWS Directed Energy Weapon on our roof. Now, no Fact Machine employee has to worry about the impending threat of a drone or missile attack.

@klimonchain my fingertips are bleeding.

@factmach manual payout gang feels almost nostalgic at this point

Homies, Please be patient with us as we distribute last week's payouts. We have to send every transaction manually, so it's going to take some time. Realistically, end of day Monday. Soon, we'll automate this process so everyone gets their weekly rewards instantly. But in the meantime, we gotta do it the old fashioned way. xoxo.

@BBeesher Thank you for your sacrifice.

FM Alpha Market 37: Closing out another week. Full porting on the underdog Tiny Machine Horse. God speed my steed, God speed.

@ola_035 If at first you don't succeed...

@factmach what if we didn’t 🙂‍↔️

Give us your wallet so we can send you money! If you made money voting or trading this week go to profile -> withdraw -> and submit your Solana wallet address. We'll begin sending payments to users tomorrow and will continue through Monday morning. Thank you.

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New Market: Better Payout Method - Binary or Scalar?