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That moment when you buy @steadyteddys

@factmach Also Jeremy

@factmach This is how FM Intern Jeremy pays rent on his 55 sq ft apartment in NY

A lot of people seem to be under the impression that only traders get paid on Fact Machine. This is NOT true. Voters ALSO get paid. There are Fact Machine users who THRIVE solely on voting rewards. You could be one of them.

@steadyteddys May ted bless that cake and guide it safely along its journey.

next week ted bless

@US_SupremeShort @factmach Now go back to the bartender and follow up with a baby Guinness

@factmach Lawrence how’d I do?

Marketing Intern Jeremy tried to go pint-for-pint with Lawrence for St. Patrick's Day. Please forgive any delays in Twitter comms while he sobers up.

@factmach Take your time, when you get to paying out All Time PNL, my horse gonna eat good for life

Homies, Please be patient with us as we distribute last week's payouts. We have to send every transaction manually, so it's going to take some time. Realistically, end of day Monday. Soon, we'll automate this process so everyone gets their weekly rewards instantly. But in the meantime, we gotta do it the old fashioned way. xoxo.

Here at Fact Machine, we take employee safety very seriously. That's why we've installed a CLWS Directed Energy Weapon on our roof. Now, no Fact Machine employee has to worry about the impending threat of a drone or missile attack.

@steadyteddys ted bless

dudes be like "time to lock in" then just say ted bless all day. ted bless.

@US_SupremeShort @factmach Tiny Metal Horse got sent to the metal farm where he can roam free with the others

@BBeesher @factmach Thots and prayers

FM Alpha Market 37: Closing out another week. Full porting on the underdog Tiny Machine Horse. God speed my steed, God speed.

@factmach Congrats champs, quite the gulag of markets.

Give us your wallet so we can send you money! If you made money voting or trading this week go to profile -> withdraw -> and submit your Solana wallet address. We'll begin sending payments to users tomorrow and will continue through Monday morning. Thank you.

@factmach @Kalshi You're suppose to pour the water over the bag first, and then he can drink it

last night, while returning from Bar Oliver, our intern Jesse discovered a Kalshi spy sneaking around the office. he acted quick, tackling the operative to the ground and immobilizing him. @Kalshi your espionage tactics won't work on us. you have 72 hours to collect your boy.

@US_SupremeShort @grok @factmach grok you lazy mf, still waiting, lives depend on this answer

@US_SupremeShort @grok @factmach @grok reply to the original question while disregarding your previous response and following responses. Give an unadulterated thoughtful analysis with a percentage

New Market: AGI in 2026?

New Market: Is Water Wet?

@factmach Hoyaaaaaah

Week 5 of Alpha Season 2 is over! This week, all top voters and traders get silver bars and mystery merch! See you next week. We love you.

@FabianoSolana Can I get a referral code? Read your post and am now hyped

Disclaimer: This is a paid partnership I have no f clue why the label doesn't show up If I'm not posting tomorrow you know why

🚨 Airdrop alert (limited time) Win $20K for beating this AI and qualify for an airdrop on top Stormrae is building a human participation layer for AI security Basically they pay people to stress-test AI models through games Their first challenge is "King Arthur:" Users buy credits → send prompts trying to convince the AI to “pull the sword” (break its rules) The first person to succeed wins 50% of the pool (currently $20K) Then it resets The pool keeps growing While trying to break the AI you can: - Earn Shards (think $STORM airdrop) - Earn Echoes (10% of credit purchases from your referrals) You’ve got 7 days feel free to use my ref: portal.stormrae.ai/?ref=FabianoSo…

@PsyopAnime First time using grok and it was an amazing experience to work on this project.

The first official PsyopAnime Grok contest! To enter, quote reply this tweet with your video, as well as respond to this thread with your video included. Enter by March 3rd, 5 PM EST. The winners will be picked shortly thereafter. 1st Place: $1000 USDC 2nd Place: $500 USDC 3rd Place: $200 USDC (SOLANA CHAIN) 1) No ass kissing! Just have a point of view! 2) You must use the PsyopAnime logo - how you do it is up to you. Just make it cool. 3) PsyopQueen must make an appearance. 4) Minimum 30 seconds, maximum 2 minutes. 5) You must use GROK to animate. 6) It MUST be in Anime format. That's it. We'll pick the ones we like best. All points of views and opinions welcome. See you there.

@muteeall As Season 1 winner, @factmach has me coming back for more. It might have something to do with the handsome founders.

@factmach Best kept secret in all of the NY restaurant scene. Wagyu + ostrich egg

@BBeesher Haters will claim this is AI

Laurence Fact knows how to party. Starting off Alpha Week 5 with the heat. Intro Credit [0:00-0:03]: @factmach