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Everybody calm down.

@g0dfr0y How much tinfoil did you eat?

PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE PURPOSE OF THIS WHITEHOUSE APP: This app will be the only working app when the power is cut, and starlink is the only internet option. NO OTHER APPS WILL WORK BUT THIS ONE. Trump will send out cryptic messages to Patriots, asking them to "trust the plan", and telling his followers and anyone who uses the app to "trust" masked federal agents coming into their towns for "security reasons". He will tell users of the app "not to be alarmed" by the ubiquitous presence of drones, and that they are there merely to "ensure the safety of the community." He will ask his followers to allow them unmitigated access to their property for any reason at any time. He will be brazen enough to ask Patriots to turn in their guns, until "safety is restored." But most alarmingly, he will ask Patriots to remain calm while certain "high risk individuals" are arrested around them in their local neighborhoods and communities. People they know. People they trust. Good people in their community who they have known their entire lives. They will be told that they may not understand the reasons behind such arrests, but that they were thoroughly vetted by law enforcement using "state of the art technology". THIS is the app they are going to use to message to his followers, and others who download the app out what they perceive to be necessity, to try to keep America calm when the power is cut, and the mass arrests of American Patriots take place.

Yo @web3pingu mandatory viewing “BAIT” on Prime video. Biryani, Eid, all of it. Funny & great. Only thing they got wrong: takes place in London not Cardiff - otherwise excellent innit

@electionsjoe Fighting fire with fire… I like it. they just need more practice

THE OFFICIAL DEMOCRATIC PARTY TIKTOK ACCOUNT POSTED THIS

@SSB_Rick ok

My name is Chris and I’m an alcoholic. Today marks 13 days since I’ve drank. I didn’t expect this much support so here’s a little back story about me. 13 years ago I drank 24/7. Me and my friend got in some big trouble, I spent 90 days in jail and checked myself into a rehab before my sentencing. The judge was amazed on this and reduced my sentencing to graduate that rehab. I wasn’t ready but I didn’t want to go to prison. I snuck vodka inside the facility eventually and got away with it. I met my wife I’m with now at this time. I graduated still even though I wasn’t sober. She put up with me for years and years while I was on probation. It wasn’t until I got off probation I was able to quit drinking, about 2018. I quit for years, cold turkey. It wasn’t until 2024 when I got laid off from a job paying $45 an hour. That’s when I fell back down and haven’t been able to fully recover. That brings us to today where I can claim 13 days, doesn’t seem like a lot but for me it’s everything. Thank you all for being there for me♥️

@MarioNawfal Mario get your story straight this is the same guy doing the war you suddenly don’t like.

🇺🇸 Trump danced to YMCA again at his Florida event for the second time this week. Pure good vibes and high energy. Legend.

@NotSoEasyMoney Remember when everyone was bullish on Trump then a year in we realize he’s rugging?

You really can’t make this shit up man. What do we actually gain going after Cuba? Aren’t they without electricity for like 6+ days n counting now or some shit cause of what we did in Venezuela?! Cut off their oil supply!? All this shit just feels like there is no actual End goal. And the reality is it’s a dick measuring contest to try to act like it’s making the US stronger when in reality is just dividing the nation more than ever. Not one to get political But I’m short the entire market for the foreseeable future. (Except oil tankers. Longer for higher)

@DiligentDenizen Kamala sucked but a year in with the orange man it’s clear we were conned 🤦🏻‍♂️

‼️🇺🇸: NEW WHITE HOUSE 'NEWS' APP HAS CHINA-LEVEL BIG BROTHER PERMISSIONS 👀 White House launched new app today claiming to let citizens to get news from source. What they didn't tell you was that it logs your location, notifications, biometrics & more. We pay for this 1984. 😒

@WhiteHouse No

🇺🇸 🚀 LAUNCHED: THE WHITE HOUSE APP Live streams. Real-time updates. Straight from the source, no filter. The conversation everyone’s watching is now at your fingertips. Download here ⬇️ 📲 App Store: apps.apple.com/us/app/the-whi… 📲 Google Play Store: play.google.com/store/apps/det…

@depression2019 Yes

Guys did we accidentally elect a complete retard

@WhiteHouse FYI nobody likes this. Your approval is in the shitter. Do better. Oh and stop breaking everything 🖕

MAKE AMERICAN FARMING GREAT AGAIN 🇺🇸

@WhiteHouse Someone take the login credentials away from the tweenager running this account t

@prezthedegen Grifting in the bear is next level

guy with the average hold time of a teenager on prom nite wants you to believe in something on monday at 10 a.m.

@WhiteHouse Everyone was bullish on Trump, then a year later we’re in a shit show. Someone tell that ass hat his approval is in the toilet

🚜 Curious how American farmers are benefiting right now — or exactly how much each state has saved? 👀📲 ONLYFARMS.GOV

@WhiteHouse So a 13 year old boy runs this account got it

@PapaJewSports Except you won’t is the thing

Im gonna cosplay as George Floyd

@MarioNawfal @WhiteHouse Yesterday you said “probably aliens” you sad engagement farming doofus

🚨🇺🇸 The White House posted a mysterious "SOMETHING NEW" loading bar Great marketing, but also terrifying @WhiteHouse

@DumbFxckFinder @druski Except his was funny and yours is slop

How fat gay liberal males be like in America @druski 🤣

@WhiteHouse @IcemanCRYPTOS Use your words

SOON.

@web3pingu @web3rj Halaligator was a banger 😆 🐊

@rasmr_eth Nah keep him off stream he’s getting in Rasmr’s head. No bueno

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