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@HowieRose @itsjohntiller Paul Anka ?

@itsjohntiller If anyone actually thinks that Jay-Z, Taylor Swift and Young Thug (among others) are better songwriters than Carole King and Bob Dylan then I don’t know what to tell you.

New York Times magazine has published its list of “The 30 Greatest Living American Songwriters” What do we think folks? Have they missed anyone out? 😯

@SenWarren You are going to jail

My review of the Melania movie.

In a New York State of Mind

@TrumpsHurricane She looks like latka and simkas daughter

Describe New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s Wife in TWO words or less

@TrumpsHurricane She looks like she smells

@WFAN660 @GioWFAN Hack

Gio details getting hit with ice-cold water in the shower while fully clothed this morning 🥶😂 @GioWFAN

@SteveLovesAmmo @iWillTweetALot How I met your mother

Did we figure out who this was?

@barstoolsports @NjTank99 Not funny

“IF YOU’RE NOT AS PISSED OFF AS I AM, YOU’RE NOT A FUCKING FAN!” @NjTank99 is sick of the heartless Mets

@stutteringjohnm Same show

@paul_hundred @LokiJulianus

Important overlooked question: did the lightskin assassin oil himself up to slip through security's hands, or did Trump's FBAs oil him down after they apprehended him?

@NYCMayor Were you briefed

Political violence is absolutely unacceptable. I am glad the President and guests at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner are safe.

@TrueTXan @Rangers @GlobeLifeField @Mariners @MLB Nimmo has been solid his whole career

Shout out to @Rangers RF’er Brandon Nimmo! 👏🏻 On April 8th we attended a game at @GlobeLifeField against the @Mariners and we were sitting along the right field line. I was with my brother, sister-in-law, and 2 nieces. In the Top of the 7th inning there was a fly ball out to RF. My youngest niece atop my brother’s shoulders gained the attention of Nimmo who attempted to toss the ball to him. The ball hit off his finger tips and careened into the possession of another fan who gave the ball to his son. Both girls visibly disappointed after being so close to getting a game ball. We reassured them you’ll attend many more games & have many more chances. Move ahead to Top of the 9th, 2 outs, fly ball to RF to end the game! Nimmo catches it! Rangers Win! He singles out my brother and nieces and makes sure they get that ball! The girls are ecstatic! They can’t believe it! “We got a ball! We got a ball!” We were attending this game the same week our Father passed and I like to think he had a hand in that interaction and helping us all gain a little bit of joy during that tough time. So Thanks again to Brandon Nimmo for making that happen! We’ll never forget it! #AllForTX

@stutteringjohnm You are a dope

@stoolpresidente @barstoolsports @NjTank99 He sucks

I can’t get enough of @NjTank99 in the wild videos. I know it’s been said but the Mets should charge extra for tickets in Frank’s section. It’s like getting to watch Picasso paint #frankwasright

@JomboyMedia He is a dumb player

Jazz Chisholm couldn't believe how wrong he was

WTF?!

@Cernovich He should worry about picking up the garbage

Wow.

@SNY_Mets @SNYtv

A closer look at the Mets hard hat for their home run celebrations 👷‍♂️ They put a sticker on the helmet for each player after they homer

@shalomshuli Does his wrist hurt or not

Grifting for a living

@ReturnOfKappy 4th input

WTF is under that skin…?