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@TheJordanMaxx Good morning gorgeous!

Good morning ☀️ say it back

@BlizzardBlonde Thank you

@BlizzardBlonde Always a positive or thoughtful message from you. Happy I follow you

@meghanapolis @Enterprise hard to believe they would rent anything less this time of year here.

Thank you @Enterprise for the free upgrade from a compact car to an SUV because it’s making all of this driving around in in the MPLS snow bearable lol

@MischaYork @KindaHagi @Scaachi Totally agree. An excellent podcast that is both informative and entertaining

Love letter to @KindaHagi & @Scaachi I can’t recommend this podcast enough!

@meghanapolis @patbahn You are in my thoughts and I wish I could help but from my experience with the passing of my own fur baby I know there is little someone else can do

@patbahn But I’m not ready yet

I am not at peace I am screaming crying throwing up

@smorawetz @meghanapolis There’s a steak and ale again. Is that close enough?

@meghanapolis Let’s go to The Embers and talk about it.

Minneapolis has a Chi-Chi’s now but when are we bringing back The Ground Round

@MindofMilaa Wish I was there to make it worth while and pleasant

do not wanna workkkkk

@TheJordanMaxx Damn was just there. Nordstrom Rack

I’m at the place for fun in your life Find me and I’ll fuck you in a dressing room at the store of your choice 😈 lol

@meghanapolis Shouldn’t there be a thanksgiving outfit before the Xmas one? 😁

Ok Twitterverse (I will never stop calling it that) I have a question for you all: What is the appropriate length of time to have a pic of you in your Halloween costume on a dating app? Like, how long should you have it up before you replace it with an ugly Christmas sweater pic

Retired life. Yard work and errands done. Reward earned

@meghanapolis With the beauty of a 20 year old and the confidence of a 50 year old.

I am thirty-nine years old

@TheJordanMaxx While not explicit there was a fucking in a coffin scene in Russ Myers Beneath the Valley of the Ultra Vixens.

Someone has had to have a made a porno where they’re fucking in a coffin or in the back of a hearse for Halloween already right?

@meghanapolis It was nice see was up front with you rather than take advantage of you and not be helpful

She did give me a few recommendations of other therapists to contact tho, so that was nice and helpful

I had a 15-minute consultation meeting with a new potential therapist yesterday and she emailed me back today telling me she doesn’t think we’re a good fit lmao did I out-crazy the therapist?!

@BlizzardBlonde Something did! I received a positive post from you!

@TheJordanMaxx There’s no one like you. You are just you. A lovely lady

Who IS my porn doppleganger?! Let me know what you think!

@WIMissScarlet A 1973 Buick Lesabre. Two tons of steel with a V8. Horrible gas mileage except going downhill.

@meghanapolis Reminds you of Minnesota right? Had a good one last night

THUNDERSTORM IN LOS ANGELES 😍

@amypaymeMN No risk no reward ie date. And the risk is low and reward is great

the old “i don’t want to screen so you must be a cop” logic never gets old. it also (unsurprisingly) never gets you a date

@meghanapolis Ah Minnesota where the seasons change daily

It’s mid-May and it’s so cold in Minnesota that my parents turned the heat on in their house