Mr Butters

@ThrillaRilla369 The shit I took this morning. It was a beast.

What’s the fastest way you have ever lost weight?

@Footballtweet Then you really didn’t watch him much then did you. Yes he passed more than dribbled but he demonstrated on many occasions he was good with the ball at his feet. He just didn’t have pace.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔴 In all my years watching David Beckham play, this was probably the one and only time he decided to dribble instead of pass.

@UPSC_EDU @grok Because there is a mad man leading the United States.

@grok Why

BREAKING NEWS: France has officially withdrawn all its gold reserves from the Federal Reserve Bank in New York. @grok verify

@Ls11_Lowfields @FA_PGMOL I’ve never seen a fan base bitch and moan so much about getting to Wembley. Jeez, just enjoy the win.

The VAR/ ref decisions against Leeds in the West Ham game defy logic. 1. 3 high kicks to the head by WHU players went unpunished. 2. Blatant penalty against Stach. Unintentional contact or Stack got his shot away is bollox. 3. Dangerous high kick scores goal. @FA_PGMOL

Respectfully I see it differently. If it had been 3 minutes injury time then fine but 6 or 7 minutes any team would have had a go. And considering we scored our first at 92 minutes, the players would have still had a go to equalize. If we are re-refereeing the game then you should have also had a player sent off at 1-0. Anyway all of this is irrelevant. You won, it was a great game and congratulations!

@halfleftright Of course it did. 11 minutes allowed West Ham to believe they could score twice. Had it been 6 minutes they wouldn’t have believed. The fact that they scored two in 6 mins is irrelevant.

11 minutes was what gave West Ham the impetus to go for it. Should have been 6 or 7 mins and the game was done. Anyone know where 11 mins came from? #LUFC

Dangerous tackle in the box with zero attempt made on the ball. On what planet is that not a penalty? It doesn’t matter that it came after the shot. Just another case this season of VAR screwing over Leeds United this season. Utterly pointless system. #LUFC

No penalty for the challenge on stach No high boot for the west ham goal 11 minutes added time Just another day of fucking shocking officiating in England #lufc

@L33dsFan @Jamiedixon120 @TheAthleticFC Err your player that should have been sent off for a pretty awful challenge.

@Jamiedixon120 @TheAthleticFC Interested to know which decisions you feel should have been given for you tbh

Ethan Ampadu was shown a yellow card for this foul on Adama Traore. It was looked at by VAR, but the yellow card was not upgraded.

@GLabsPlus @TheCinesthetic The dude can fly and shoot laser beams from his eyes. I don’t think people are too concerned over “what’s realistic”.

@TheCinesthetic Physicist here. No matter how strong Superman's breathing is, he can't exhale more air than what fits in his lungs. So, a few long breaths wouldn't be enough to slow Lois down. Clark would need many strong short breaths, acting like a pump to redirect air upwards from the side.

Clark Kent gaslighting Lois Lane into believing he’s not Superman.

@TechLayoffLover Oracle are 140 billion in debt due to AI infrastructure investments. Ie. Building datacentres. They are sacking workers because they need to save money not because ai is replacing them.

**ORACLE IS ABOUT TO MASSACRE 30,000 WORKERS WHILE LARRY ELLISON SITS ON $201 BILLION** The company just posted a 95% jump in net income to $6.13 billion Record fucking quarter And they're planning the largest layoff in Oracle's 47-year history Sources saying 18% of the entire global workforce is getting torched That's 30,000 human beings with mortgages and kids and car payments While Larry Ellison was literally the richest person on Earth for three weeks last September $393 billion net worth at the peak The man could lose $201 billion tomorrow and still have more money than 99.9% of humans will see in 1,000 lifetimes Oracle's "workforce optimization" (their actual words) comes down to one simple equation: $6.13 billion in quarterly profit ÷ 30,000 eliminated salaries = even more billions for shareholders The press release will say they're "streamlining operations to focus on cloud and AI capabilities" Translation: we're firing 30,000 people because we can replace them with software and nobody can stop us I'm hearing the cuts hit hardest in support, consulting, and mid-level engineering The exact people who built this company while Larry collected yachts If you're at Oracle right now, your badge might not work Monday morning

People here are clueless as to why Oracle are firing people. It’s not because their job has been replaced by AI. It’s because Oracle has debts of 140 billion because of their AI infrastructure investments. And there is no indication as to when that investment will turn into profit. They cut jobs so they can continue to pay the bills in the future in the hope that the AI investment pays off.

White collar wipeout

Oracle aren’t sacking people because AI is replacing them. They are sacking them because they have invested heavily in AI with very little return so far and need to save money to keep the lights on and to fund future infrastructure investments. Oracle are in deep shit if OpenAI stumbles.

People realizing big tech will be completely replaced by AI and we’re all going to be unemployed by the end of the year

@FootballEra_ They will all be playing next league game.

This is genuinely frustrating, i’m sure Arteta is shaking wherever he is right now. Your entire starting XI being out injury all at once is insane. Has any club ever had this kind of luck? Arsenal winning the Premier League this season would be a miracle.

@NoahKingJr Drive a car.

TELL ME SOMETHING YOU CAN DO THAT CHATGPT CANNOT

Wolves & Everton are tough games. Can’t see us beating palace, brentford, arsenal or Newcastle. And then yes I think we can beat leads. Only chance of us not going down is if spurs stay shite. Forest will get 40+ points. So while we have a chance, there is no doubt we are probably favorites to go down.

Opta say 38 points should keep you up this season...so do we get 9 points from these? I struggle to see a world where we don't tbh?

@PathOfMen_ Daily reminder ejaculation reduces prostate cancer risk.

Stop ejaculating every day, you are destroying your testosterone.

@ChiefChinua @TouchlineX @Telegraph It’s made me get my glasses prescription updated. I saw the same. 🤔

@TouchlineX @Telegraph Who else read the name as Adolf Hitler at first? I'm quitting smoking this blunt.

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Adolf Hütter is a SERIOUS option for Tottenham if Igor Tudor is sacked. — @Telegraph

@PattyWhacked @verge Yup. 100% this. They realize agi is beyond reach (or far far away) they decided to move the goal posts so they can say they have done it to keep the bubble growing.

@verge Hey, we define AGI as something else (something much MUCH lesser, on many orders of magnitude) and therefore we’ve achieved it! Job done! Yay!! (Imbecile)

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says ‘I think we’ve achieved AGI’ theverge.com/ai-artificial-…

It’s worrying but still plenty of time to go. We win our next one. Leeds and forest lose or draw and it’s back to being anyone going down. My concern is how poorly we played. Losing but making a game of it would be ok. But let’s be honest we could have lost that game 5-0 and it wouldn’t have looked out of the norm.

Morning after thoughts? How do we get out of this? 7 to go.