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chan if you see this, i’m so sorry

parody account (she/her) 参加日 Haziran 2018
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seungmin: ah, fiddlesticks chan: look, i know this is a stressful situation but let's watch the fucking language
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jisung: so sad you've never heard of ligma chan: what's ligma jisung: ligma balls chan: jisung: chan: this intrigues me. explain
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jisung: remember the day we first met and you fell in love with me? hyunjin: jisung. jisung: fine. the day you punched me and I became obsessed with you forever
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seungmin: jeongin, what did you have for breakfast today? jeongin: smarties cereal. seungmin: i didn't know smarties made cereal. jeongin: they don't. it's just smarties in a bowl with milk
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seungmin: telling the future. jisung: hey, if you had any superpower what would- jisung: ...wait, what the fuck?
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chan: you got a second, hyunjin? hyunjin: no, there's only one of me.
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hairdresser: how would you like your hair cut? jeongin: preferably with scissors but a sword would be badass
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minho: have a safe flight seungmin: i have no say in the matter minho: minho: fucking die then, i guess
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chan: jisung called me last week and he was like "hey, when you see me tomorrow i might look a little... different". when he showed up he looked the same, but later that week he told me he had tried to turn himself into a cheetah using a spell he found online
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dispatch: *following skz* boss, calling: any news? dispatch: uh... i'm sorry, sir. i just pinky promised felix not to tell.
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minho: i'm a triple threat. chan: ? minho: i can sing. i can dance. minho: and i have a gun.
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jeongin: the term "boyfriend" implies the existence of a "boyfoe" jeongin: this is a service I am willing to provide.
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*on dekira* seungmin: so next question. you're in love with jisung minho: that's not a question, seungmin: so you agree it's a fact?
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hyunjin: no one likes a show off, jisung: unless what they're showing off is dope as fuck. hyunjin: fuck! you're right.
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*in a garden* minho: *picks up a dandelion* dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. chan: fluffy and light? minho: unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright and beautiful felix: *picks up a dandelion* edible chan: FELIX NO
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minho: sometimes i wonder if it would be easier being a cat. i could just sleep all day and hiss at anyone who comes near me. seungmin: you do that anyway.
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