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hongjoong: hello people who don’t live here changbin, clinging onto wooyoung: hi seonghwa: we gave you the dorm-key for emergencies only minho: changbin missed wooyoung hongjoong: that explains why he’s here but why are the rest of you? chan, jumping jongho: we missed our child

san, flirting with wooyoung: if i were dating you. well, heh. let's just say that horses wouldn't be called 'horses' anymore wooyoung: hey what the fuck does that mean? san: wooyoung: I'm shaking, what does that mean?

hongjoong: FOUR MONTHS! wooyoung: why is he yelling at you? jongho: just ignore hi- hongjoong: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

san: hi, i stole your identity, i've been living as you for a week hongjoong: san: hongjoong: san: *just starts crying* hongjoong: *hugs san* hey, it's okay. san: *loud crying* like, how do you even get up in the morning? hongjoong : shh, i know, i know. it's gonna be okay

wooyoung: *purposely trips and falls into san's lap* oh, I'm so sorry. san: no, it's okay. wooyoung: *snuggling into san's chest* i'm soooooo clumsy…

wooyoung: this is mv boyfriend, san! yeosang: vou deserve someone better, someone who isn't a mess wooyoung: but i love him yeosang: shut up, i wasn't talking to you

mingi: i just want to cuddle yunho: we could do more than cuddle, if you want mingi: what? you mean like kissing? yunho: *exhales* sure. like kissing.

hongjoong, talking: take- [ateez, at the same time ] mingi: -on meeee (take on me) jongho: -me higherrr wooyoung: -me to church san: -a hinT TAKE A HINT

seonghwa, answering the phone: hello? killer: i can see you seonghwa: oh, would you like to come inside? it's chilly outside and it'd be bad if you caught a cold. you can have dinner with jongho, yunho and me if you'd like to killer: killer, tearing up: that would be nice

san: is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room mingi: i’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so san: but is it illegal mingi: i jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer

hongjoong: i did warn you, didn't i? wooyoung: ya you did hongjoong: but did you listen? wooyoung: nope hongjoong: do you ever listen? wooyoung: nah hongjoong: are you listening now? wooyoung: no

wooyoung: now it's your turn seonghwa hyung, tell us your secret seonghwa: okay... uh, i might have a crush on hongjoong jongho: we said a secret, hyung

yunho: mingi, can i read your palm? mingi: for? yunho: fortune telling! [takes his hand and looks into the creases] i see something in your future mingi:…what is it? yunho: [holds mingi’s hand] yunho: me

seonghwa: here is my wall of inspirational people jongho: isn't that just pictures of hongjoong? seonghwa: he inspires me

hongjoong: if mingi jumped off a cliff, would you too? san: i would kill the cliff and then myself, why?

@nonannons can’t wait for whats coming next 😬😬

@incorrect8eez AGREEEDDDDD i got chills

the way kinnporsche broke the kiss to hug the way kinnporsche broke the kiss to hug the way kinnporsche broke the kiss to hug the way kinnporsche broke the kiss to hug the way kinnporsche broke the kiss to hug

wooyoung: i wanna dye my hair again hair stylist: no wooyoung: i figured you'd say that. wooyoung: hence why I brought a guest. opens door] jongho: [entering] hello. hair stylist: oh fuc-

jongho: what's for dinner? san: i can't tell you, it's a soup-prise. jongho: is it soup? san: i soup-pose it could be. jongho: enough with the soup puns! san: you never soup-port my jokes [five minutes later] jongho: it was fucking TACOS.

@jaggedmountainn HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

jongho: do you want to know my favorite quote? wooyoung: sure jongho: you can love somebody, and when you love somebody, you never forget them. wooyoung: my parents forgot me in a parking lot twice