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Damn porridge really fell off

Benson Boone on ice

@bryan_johnson What did he specifically talk about, esp in terms of neuroscience, that made you feel so uneasy? We def need those details from this story.

In case you're curious...here's everything I remember unfiltered. I think maybe he was wearing a blue shirt. I don’t remember anyone else being with him. He was doing work at MIT, neuroscience-adjacent stuff, and he knew getting brain data access was a core limitation (which is the exact problem I was working on at Kernel). There was an obvious incentive for him to pursue a connection with me and at the end of the call he wanted to stay in touch. Instead, the moment the call ended, it was an immediate no. A hard, instinctive 'fuck no'. I was genuinely relieved when the call ended. Typically I wouldn't say something like this publicly because I usually only stick to measurable science...but he is legitimately the most intuitively 'evil' person I had (or have) ever met. It was the strongest negative feeling I’ve ever had about another person. It was visceral. We were on the phone for maybe ten minutes, and he spoke for 8 maybe 9 of them. He just talked at me. Rammed his thoughts, his plans, his accomplishments, who he knew, what he wanted. Everything felt off. I remember the call dragging on. Most of what he talked about was flexing connections, scientists, money donated...MIT, Harvard. That’s the thing, it wasn't part of my algo to check if someone being intro'd to me was a registered sex offender... He also wasn’t presented as some obvious outcast. He was wrapped in credibility, positioned by others as relevant and important. Epstein wasn’t some fringe guy who showed up randomly. He was embedded in institutional credibility. It turns out even after he was a convicted sex offender, MIT and Harvard were still engaging with him. He was always surrounded by people who made him seem legitimate. That interaction was the first and last time I interacted with him. I feel you all. It's terrifying.

8 years ago I met Epstein via zoom. A mutual contact put us in touch as I was building my brain interface company Kernel and he had supposedly done some neuroscience stuff at MIT. After a ten minute video call I immediately called the person who put us in contact and told him that Epstein seemed like a very dark person. I felt sick to my stomach. I also told him I that never wanted to speak to him again. I remember this so clearly because I knew nothing about him but weirdly, intuitively, something was deeply wrong. Being in his proximity felt dangerous. Despite having nothing to go off of, I never interacted with him again and came to find out years later that he'd had a fucked up past.

Can’t believe we have self driving cars but you still have to deepthroat a Lego when you get an xray done at the dentist

How it feels to ask ur friends to come to ur dj set

We saw you from across the bar and we liked your vibe, you should join our MLM

at the gas station straight up smoking with the motor running. having the best time. idk why they tell u not to do that

Last night was a minute clinic appointment

Getting a coffee enema at the CVS minute clinic

When it takes 3 hours to walk back to your car at Coachella

You could be my hawk for the weekend I could be your tuah for the night

Waterboarding is getting boring I need to be put in a saw trap

Choking is getting old I need to be waterboarded

@kacheby Period

@jackienads Grimace is my boyfriend Grimace is a god Grimace is the breeze in my hair on the weekend

sir a second grimace has hit the pentagon

Diva down! I repeat diva down!

@KYLEPLEASESTFU Hahaha literally

Was this dude executed with a fucking musket?

on that vogue diet from the 70’s until further notice don’t text

@dumpster_inc a horror movie about momagers

wow Smile 2 - that’s show biz baby!