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Imagine we offered students Stewardships instead of Scholarships.

@devon_loerop I would’ve shat on it

Got back from dinner to find a lady spit on my Cybertruck. I called the cops, they went into the steakhouse and escorted her out, charged her with "interference of property" and she will now have a misdemeanor on her record. She was sobbing while the cops escorted her out.

@badhombre Fuck this dumbass

Veteran Democratic Party strategist James Carville is reportedly furious about the direction the party is headed, expressing to colleagues: “I dedicated the best years of my f-cking life to this party, only to see it taken over by a bunch of stupid motherfu-kers. Everything’s gone to sh-t.” Carville is especially livid following the DNC leadership election, reportedly saying, “Who are these people? This David Hogg guy and that other sissy (referring to Malcolm Kenyatta) come out of goddamn left field. Well, there goes the male vote forever. Thanks guys! We’re f-cked and we deserve it.”

@NathanHirsch99 Actually, Nike sells shoes.

Nike doesn’t sell shoes, it sells stories of perseverance. Airbnb doesn’t sell rentals, it sells belonging. The best entrepreneurs build narratives that move people. Here’s how to be a great storyteller in business: Master this, and your brand will sell itself.

@hamptonism Survival is temporary. Death is the only certainty in life. According to the syntax of the question, I don’t need to do anything. All the murderers will inevitably die.

Quant Interview Question

@Speedgoatkarl Wow. And no cash prizes for winners. Winner gets another stupid buckle. Neat.

let's skip the $500 100 miler, how about 600? And it's out and back. Geeeesh. Welcome to the Utah 115.

@robinhanson Listening to the entire Grateful Dead catalog,

I'm completely serious in asking: What inspiring centuries-long project could unite the largest % of the world, so that their joint pursuit of it could unite them & give deep meaning to all their lives?

@code_rgb @CocaCola This is a nightmare

The company I work for, Silverside AI, just created an ad for @CocaCola (yes THE Coca-Cola)!! We were asked to bring the classic Coca Cola Holidays are Coming ad back through the use of AI. Check it out:

@trailrunnermag Ahhhh… Fire on the Mountain is about OTS. Makes sense now.

Over the past decade, ultrarunning has gone from a fringe pursuit for distance freaks to a hypercompetitive sport attracting big-time sponsors. But a mysterious training condition is suddenly plaguing its ranks. bit.ly/4etZeEw

@NiohBerg Bummer

Muslim mobs in Amsterdam are hunting Jews tonight. I wish this was fiction. It's not.

Atheism. Communism. Free Love.

@allgarbled I spent like 1000 hours just sitting and listening to the Grateful Dead this year alone.

i think not enough people listen to music as a standalone activity. like not listening to music as a background to some other activity. just sit and listen to some music. i don’t think anybody does this anymore

@JazzLead The basketball part

What part of Keyonte George's game has been the most concerning so far?

@Tjonesonthenba He’s the worst player in the league so far. What the hell is going on?

Will Hardy on Keyonte George “None of us think the first four games is who Keyonte is in terms of shooting the basketball”

@JazzLead At some point 🤣

With his two 3-pointers made tonight, Keyonte George officially ties Simone Fontecchio for the 30th most 3's made in Franchise History At some point, he's going to start making a lot more

@MakeyWate EASY JIM

@cestmoiLanglois That’s at least a two-edible story

Thinking I might pop an edible tonight and try to write a short story from the point of view of a 200-year-old whale who survived the genocide of industrial whaling and is now tasked with passing on stories to the new generation of whales, is this a good idea y/n

Sympathy = emotional entanglement

@mccallios 💙💙💙💙💙 No words. Deep sadness. Sending love.

@_newcubes_ You’re just the person to help me draft a Bill of Public Water Vapor Rights.

Oh right. It’s called aeromancy. That’s what air divination and wind oracles are called. Happy to find my whole life in a single word. Great…Thanks… I’ll just stay on that en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeromancy

@wmflies Wut? Can you tell me more? you can DM. I’m in the Colorado ultrarunning community and I’m concerned.