megan 👾 pitt spoilers

i was late to the channel birth and now im late for the anniversary too #phanart

seeing him type out #phan is still so fucking crazy

@danielhowell have u heard about the phil red lobster tweet

we didn't die on holiday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HARD LAUNCH POD 21 youtu.be/DDEt1sieBLk

@danielhowell yall hating on the happy couple on vacation just because theyre perfect is fmu youre just like me fr

@danielhowell the megans are getting a bad rep this ep i promise i dont shit communally and i havent married a river

should i make a strawpage idk if i like the idea of people getting to send me anonymous messages

Today is Land Day. 50 years ago today, six un-armed Palestinians were killed by Israeli forces and more than 100 were injured during protests against Israel’s confiscation of Palestinian land. Palestinians observe today by holding protest marches and planting olive trees.

malibu night!!! #phanart

@padoisme can u update summerofphan to jerminof pleek!

lmk if you want to be added or removed :p

Hello CRAFTIES! The time to celebrate art and creativity has come, and I will be hosting CRAFT WEEK to do just that. Join me, and together we will spread the news of his return. #dnpcraftweek26

Just fucking great. Where am I gonna take my family now to learn about China before communism

@edievi0let so i have been told. salad cream still sounds crazy to me tho

@jerminof no they are different things 😭

british people call dressing SALAD CREAM?

@opies18 ohhh i see

@jerminof salad cream is a specific sauce, salad dressing refers to anything

I'm sure everyone realised this months ago but I have only just noticed that Dan's hard launch outfit is a take on the hello internet outfit so unfortunately I will be logging off for five years

@theywerebfshere omg get well soon

guys pls don’t hate me for how inactive i’ve been i promise i’ve been on my deathbed

@dnphillic last pfp i could actually recognize u now im gonna have to do a double take

@jerminof it’s someone called phil

#NewProfilePic just realised i have free will

@s1sterdaniel and they said it at the same time too so they werent joking like omg

@jerminof that actually really scared me like what the fuck are they talking about

@dnpslut is it actually good

@jerminof you don’t know ball <\3

@dnphillic IM SAYING DUDE EXACT SAME HAIR

@jerminof FUCKING HELLELWOQOWOWAOAOSOS THATS A DAN CLONE HELLLOOOO????

the howell genes in him giving him the mullet

@dnphillic LOL BRO IVE BEEN ON THIS BUT I CANT FIND THE TWEET

@jerminof i did not even know that huckleberry is named howell until a few days ago x.com/dnphillic/stat…

@dnphillic LIKE BITCHHHHFHFH

@jerminof NO OH MY GOD I WANNA SEE