Kai_lebb

Eye drops: the official sponsor of smoking weed and convincing everybody it's just "allergies."

@fw_Neon Yeah

@kai_lebb For real 😂😂

Eye drops: the official sponsor of smoking weed and convincing everybody it's just "allergies."

The next time I open up will be my autopsy

I suck at being mad as soon as I hit the weed 🍃💨idgaf no more 😂💯

@vai1kai @kai_lebb

Verified or not, everyone starts somewhere. Drop your @ and connect.

Wtf bruhh😭

Made with GPT-Image-2 + Seedance 2.0 by @yapper_so Full prompt below: "Create a 15-second stylized 3D animated cooking comedy with playful Eastern martial-arts cooking energy. Use the uploaded character sheet as the fixed visual reference for BAOBAO and the senior chef. Keep both characters consistent throughout the video, including their faces, proportions, outfits, colors, signature props, and warm cute design style. Scene: A cozy Chinese restaurant kitchen with one clear wooden prep table in the center. The background includes bamboo steamers, simple red lanterns, warm wooden shelves, ceramic bowls, chopsticks, soft steam, flour dust, and golden restaurant lighting. The background should feel rich and warm, but not crowded. Keep the two characters as the main focus. Characters: BAOBAO is a cute small chef, hardworking and expressive. The senior chef is round, cheerful, sleepy, lazy, and lovable. Story: BAOBAO works very hard to make perfect xiaolongbao. The senior chef pretends to supervise, but slowly gets sleepy. When BAOBAO finishes a beautiful basket of xiaolongbao, the senior chef cannot resist the smell and secretly eats one. BAOBAO catches him. Instead of getting angry, BAOBAO uses playful martial-arts-style cooking footwork to protect the remaining dumplings. The moment becomes a funny cooking performance. In the end, the senior chef admits the dumplings are delicious and proudly approves BAOBAO. Timeline: 0-3s: Medium full-body shot inside the warm Chinese restaurant kitchen. BAOBAO stands at the central wooden prep table, focused and hardworking, rolling dough and folding xiaolongbao with small precise hand movements. Flour floats in the golden light. The senior chef sits nearby, pretending to supervise, but slowly becomes sleepy while holding chopsticks. 3-5s: BAOBAO speeds up with graceful training-style cooking movements, folding dumplings neatly one after another with rhythmic fingertip taps. The senior chef opens one eye, impressed, then lazily leans back again as if pretending not to care. 5-7s: BAOBAO proudly opens the bamboo steamer to reveal a basket of perfect xiaolongbao. Warm steam rises in soft ribbons. BAOBAO turns away briefly to wipe flour from his hands. The senior chef suddenly wakes up, eyes bright, attracted by the smell. 7-9s: The senior chef quietly reaches in with chopsticks, takes one xiaolongbao, and eats it quickly. BAOBAO turns back and freezes in surprise. The senior chef freezes too, cheeks full, trying to look innocent. Hold this funny pause for clear comedy timing. 9-12s: The senior chef slowly reaches toward the steamer again for a second dumpling. BAOBAO quickly slides in front of the basket with playful training-style footwork. He spins the bamboo steamer lid in a smooth circular cooking flourish and gently covers the basket. The senior chef reaches left and right comically, but BAOBAO blocks him each time with the lid and a proud little stance. 12-15s: The senior chef stops, laughs warmly, and gives BAOBAO a big thumbs-up. BAOBAO blushes proudly. The senior chef pats the table beside the steamer in approval. BAOBAO presents the bamboo steamer toward the camera. Both characters smile together in a warm heroic final pose as soft steam curls around them. Visual style: Premium stylized 3D animated family-film quality, expressive cartoon face acting, warm cinematic Chinese restaurant lighting, polished bamboo textures, soft flour particles, gentle steam ribbon effects, cozy restaurant atmosphere. Camera: Smooth cinematic camera, mostly medium full-body shots. Keep BAOBAO, the senior chef, the wooden table, bamboo steamer, dumplings, chopsticks, hands, feet, and facial expressions clearly visible. Use a gentle push-in during the secret dumpling eating moment. Use a small controlled camera move during BAOBAO's steamer-lid cooking flourish. End with a warm final hero shot. Motion style: Playful martial-arts cooking choreography, rhythmic hand movements, cute comedy timing, smooth readable animation, expressive body acting, energetic but gentle. Audio: Cheerful Eastern cooking rhythm with light drums, wooden percussion, bamboo flute melody, rolling dough sounds, fingertip folding taps, steamer lid sound, steam whoosh, chopstick tap, funny pause beat when the senior chef is caught, warm triumphant ending music. No lyrics."

Thought I was being a cool parent letting my teenage boy design a shirt for our petting farm. All it had to say was "please don't touch the wildlife". Before I show you, be warned that the little menace sold over 500 of them. This is what he came up with:

I fucking cant do arguments i'll cry if you scream at me 😭

Marijuana with ADHD is dangerous because I rehearsed an apology for something I haven’t done yet.

@mackswitchy What! suicide just for a woman How many women do we have on earth

Popular Influencer “Adam22” has reportedly committed suicide after his wife divorced him at just 37 years old 💔 Rest in peace 🕊️

If you've had a messed-up childhood where you were physically and emotionally abused, or you have narcissistic parents, and you still turned out to be kind and empathetic instead of hurting others, that's something to be proud of. You're special and deserve everything you desire.

Yo, I'mma name my kid WEED-LINTON🤤 What bout you?

Some avoidant people don't realize how much their behavior is hurting a relationship while it's happening. They only understand it later, when they look back and reflect on what happened.

Cats spend 18 hours a day sleeping and still act inconvenienced by being tired.

@notcee_fan We know jay is a big name but hit to hit rape i go with drake

be honest, who’s winning in a HIT for HIT rap battle?

Only medical gold medalists students can help to answer this question. Others will ruin.. Can you

@Emmalasucre I didn't saw anything interesting

Si tu es marié, je te conseille de ne pas ouvrir les commentaires 🤗

A police dog smelled my weed and started barking like crazy. I panicked and slipped him a treat to shut him up but he didn't,I dropped a piece of jerky on the floor, he stopped to eat it, and the cop just assumed he was distracted. I was one crunch away from jail time.

"Stoner thought of the day Each time you light your lighter your lighter gets lighter until your lighter gets so light it wont light"

Applied for a job at a dispensary and asked if they had benefits. Boss said, “Free weed.” I said, “What about health insurance?” He said, “Medical weed.”