Kylie Robison

theyre saying its the most bingeable youtube video to watch while you eat your corporate slop bowl

Rama has hundreds of old tweets about runescape... We need to make her president

@katiebindley Crying. Love this

Me: publishing stories for decades My dad: you have done it again this is on par w the moon landing

its a work trip and we are a teeny company so i was considering shelling out my own funds to get biz class ($400 upgrade for 4.5 hour flight) but didnt cuz that would be dumb was prepared for middle seat long haul hell, the house was apparently not in his favor, sorry friend

i can never tell when a dumb tweet i send will blow up but this one was particularly funny, i was totally amused by his sheer audacity (he knew we were both gonna say no and wasnt weird about it all) i also did not pay for the seat i got randomly, luckily placed there lol

@Tom62589172 Bangggger

@kyliebytes Ye should remind them that the citizens of a gated community ignoring the pain and suffering of the masses shouldn't be so judgemental.

when i die and stand before the pearly gates, they’ll say you may not enter, for you have doordashed food that was within walking distance

@edenchan @richzou Omg were you wearing an xai hat lmfao. I saw u

@kyliebytes Now way @richzou and i were sitting on row 21

guy on the middle seat of my redeye flight bravely asked me if i would move from my exit row window seat to a middle row seat 16 rows back so his friend could be with him. when i said no, he asked the aisle guy, who just laughed

@ToddinSRQ he was very cool and nice about being shot down twice thankfully lol

@kyliebytes I do genuinely try to be a good guy day in and out but the nerve of these people who will ask you to change seats is really too much and when they then try and create a scene or make you look like the bad guy makes the situation even worse.

neither “chickpea” nor “garbanzo bean” really capture what those things are all about

first time in toronto seeing The Drake Tower

@Aerocles @zachbraff @VDOOZER david put in a good word for me on my zach braff future wife application thanks

@kyliebytes @zachbraff @VDOOZER 😱

crying watching the new Scrubs because i miss the 2000s so much

@Aerocles @zachbraff @VDOOZER zach braff retweeting this… i am In Love With You

@Aerocles @zachbraff @VDOOZER The best show ever made and the new show being the EXACT same… crying

12am flight delayed 40 minutes

The timeline contains multitudes

we gotta start referring to people as “this cat” again

@VicVijayakumar how could i not miss my childhood? the sun, the CDs in a folder, watching E News with my grandma as i knock out on the couch after playing outside in the heat. Live romantically, Vic

@kyliebytes how do you miss them, you were like 5

@armaanajoomal @BRex You could be a core memory sponsor. So we can have more airport beers. This is IMPORTANT

@kyliebytes @BRex thank you core memory sponsor brex for assisting with my really good kebab meal i ate in toronto

thank you core memory sponsor @brex for the chicken sliders and sauvvy b

“Dinergoth” is something I think feels accurate: that the current form of 2010s “mall goth” is now “terminally online catgirl”. But I think it completely misses perceiving cultural history, and my #1 thesis of life: everyone forgets just how famous Limp Bizkit was