Fatrick

Come on and watch me blabber about stuff. And be sure to pack an extra chromosome.

I’ll admit the NFL and college football have sports fans by the short hairs. We won’t stop watching. It’s too awesome. But the MLB? It’s on the decline, and if they want to punish players for not observing their Pride religion, we can just stop watching. So go ahead. Try us.

Quentin Tarantino says ‘TOY STORY 3’ ripped his “f*cking heart out.” “That last 5 minutes ripped my fucking heart out, and if I even try to describe the end, I’ll start crying and get choked up” "I have no desire to watch the fourth movie. You literally ended the story as perfect as you could.”

@DiscussingFilm Lmao.

Sean Penn is set to direct a film about “the early life of a cop who goes on to be caught up in the January 6th Capitol riots.” Bradley Cooper is in talks to star. (Source: Deadline)

The Frighteners (1996) dir. Peter Jackson

Dexter has some of the best unintentionally hilarious characters. The first is Dexter’s dad, who didn’t know what autism was. His son having trouble navigating emotions and understanding what people like teenage girls were feeling is determined to be the unfixable mind of a psychopath. So he trains him to be a serial killer.

@SpaceWoot Yes except it needs more dildos and severed breasts.

@limitingfatrick I see this shape... is that right?

A queer immune system response to all the based right wing Japanese accounts on this app that emerged over the last few months. The queers are striking back.

I don't understand why Elon is a trillionaire but I worked as a public school teacher for 57 years with almost no sexual assault allegations and I'm broke.

@Bubblebathgirl It’s weird to use an AI image. Does the algorithm reward you for using such an image?

🚨 PRAYERS UP FOR COREY FELDMAN Breaking: 54-year-old actor Corey Feldman was rushed to a Los Angeles hospital on Monday, June 15, after suffering a medical emergency on a flight from Chicago to Los Angeles. Paramedics met him at the gate upon arrival, and a doctor who was on board the flight assisted him. Doctors are evaluating possible pancreatitis or gallstones, and he remains hospitalized undergoing further tests. Corey rose to fame as a beloved child star in iconic films like The Goonies, Stand by Me, and The Lost Boys. He’s been through so much over the years — sending him strength, healing energy, and all the positive vibes for a full and speedy recovery. Wishing you the very best, Corey! Get well soon. 🙏 (Video: AI)

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@sqibkw Jealous. What’s your poison?

@limitingfatrick It’s ok, I’ll be drunk by then.

When I say this, I want you to know I say it with all sincerity. If you want to understand how someone lies mostly without lying I need you to listen to this podcast. And no, I’m not a “JQ GUY” or a “All Jews Are Communist” guy. People like James, not that he cares about me, wishes I was one of the guys. But I’m not. If you like James and trust him, I need you to listen to this podcast. He lies and misleads at almost every turn. If you can’t tell that that is what he’s doing, you need to as yourself why you can’t tell he’s lying. It’s just like a leftist who is a fan of Kyle Kulinski. That douche lies as often and easy as he breathes. And yet his listeners can’t see the lies. It’s the same phenomenon. Just insane. youtu.be/QPOIHL0sfqY?is…

@sqibkw You masochist.

@limitingfatrick Halfway through. I’ll watch your lames jindsay “content” next.

Catholic guy twitter:

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@JordanJ22178651 @OrthodoxLurker Lmao dammit

@OrthodoxLurker We didn’t even talk about the crystal skull either. The place is nuts

I’m furious. The parish homeschool co-op rejected my 70-slide PowerPoint presentation to the pre-K class about the Masonic roots of Bass Pro Shop (why do you think they have a pyramid for their flagship store?). Why do people want to stay blind

Honestly I would absolutely watch this season

I keep saying never again is now to listening to his podcasts but he keeps pulling me back in.

Hugh Jackman confirms he will star as Long John Silver in a reimagining of ‘TREASURE ISLAND’ from Ridley Scott. “Jack Thorne wrote this amazing script so fingers crossed we get it up and get going.”

This is terrifying, depressing, and hilarious.

@AprilPapke No way. They’re just the worst. Take care.

@limitingfatrick Oh I mistook your comment. Continue on using slurs. I thought you were one of them. I'm used to calling out their hypocrisy.