Craig Beadling

Jacob Murphy should never play for this club again. What a fucking shower of shit he is! #nufc

@DirtyHarry8080 @Theismann7 In his Gucci loafers

@Theismann7 The Chairman

If Rory wins, who helps him on with the green Jacket ?

@McInnispicks @ronlee1975 I mean, it’s working isn’t it?

@ronlee1975 Idk man, bragging about not going to other events and instead taking a PJ to come practice for the Masters isn't exactly humble.

I never really understood why some people didn't like Rory. Now I kind of see it.

@Brownaldo12 @pgaskell13 Bit strong that mate, asking me to ‘reveal myself’ I dont’t swing that way Martin. Sorry to let you down.

@ling_86 @pgaskell13 Come on, which one are ya. Why are you too shy to reveal yourself?! Pussy

can’t see there being a dressing room photo tonight

@Brownaldo12 @pgaskell13 My head is fully on Martin. I’m the one that couldn’t give two shiny shites about your club. Funny, you claim to not care about us but you’re on here talking about us? Time to go bed I think mate, school tomorrow

@ling_86 @pgaskell13 That's not what I asked. Which one are you? Fucking hell your head has come clean off!! Nobody, absolutely nobody is arsed about Newcastle let alone wanking over them. 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

@Arfaan11 You can’t go around giving it ‘billy big bollox’ when you look like Wednesday Adam’s from wish mate. SHE SAID NO

Always an absolute joy to see the barcode wankers take an almighty beating…….Go around acting like Billy big bollox and find out

@BarryCurzon @pgaskell13 I’m sure our fans will enjoy it no matter what the result was Barry. Why are you so concerned over the result tonight btw?

@ling_86 @pgaskell13 You’re out of it for the next 18 months, minimum. Enjoy the flight home.

@Brownaldo12 @pgaskell13 You still can’t get over that 2-1 defeat can you? Little old Newcastle with 10 men, a used to be big club Manchester United struggling to beat us. Stop wanking on all fours over us mate and concentrate on your own shit show 👍🏻

@ling_86 @pgaskell13 Some banter that 🫠 Which one are you so I can compare myself......🤔🤣

@Brownaldo12 @pgaskell13 Oh Martin, a face like a confused horse. You sound bitter, would you like to talk?

@ling_86 @pgaskell13 Newcastle may as well not have been.

@AliceTalksFooty Alice, you’ve got more chance of making money off only fans than signing tonali love.

Tonali to replace Casemiro Joao Gomes to replace Ugarte Mateus Fernandes for depth/ 8 role That's how I think we should rebuild the midfield. Only problem is i'm not sure if Tonali would pick us over other clubs.

@markgoldbridge You’ve got more chance of scoring in a brothel, spectron

2-2! And it's Lewis Hall with another assist. Sign him up United!

Sunderland fans displayed this banner at the Stadium of Light today after a fan influencer went viral last night for posting a video of herself shouting slurs in public. Credit to the Sunderland supporters for putting this message out there today 👏🏻

@UTDTrey Have a day off man ffs, your teams not even playing. Stop wanking on all fours and get out your bedroom.

Same Newcastle you laughed at Manchester United for are now beating you in your backyard??? Lose first don’t worry😂😂😂

@UtdSxndo @PutTheShpudsOn @utdtribune Trophies are guaranteed, but you’re out of every cup competition 👍🏻 massive fanbase you’re correct, any local? The fact you think that you’ll sell dalot dor 30m and buy Lewis hall for 50m is the funniest thing I’ve read. Stop wanking on all fours and get outside for some sun.

@ling_86 @PutTheShpudsOn @utdtribune in the past? how so? i never said it was a good stadium, i said its massive and historic. ucl football isnt in the past, its a future guarantee trophies are guaranteed massive fanbase is true

Preferred #MUFC 2026 Summer Signings🩸 🇮🇹Michael Kayode - £45m 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Lewis Hall - £50m 🇧🇷Joao Gomes - £35m 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Elliot Anderson - £85m 🇩🇪Angelo Stiller - £60m 🇨🇮Yan Diomande - £60m

@UtdSxndo @PutTheShpudsOn @utdtribune Everything you’ve just said there is in the past Bonny lad. Historic stadium allrite, it’s flooded, full of rats and nearly been shut down by your own council twice.

@ling_86 @PutTheShpudsOn @utdtribune one of the biggest clubs in the world can absolutely buy whoever we want to. if we want lewis hall he's gonna chose ucl football, a massive fanbase, massive historic stadium, and trophies - over playing no european football with elanga in a much smaller stadium with less fans

@PutTheShpudsOn @UtdSxndo @utdtribune 75m for sancho 90m Antony 50m onana 60m mount We could go on and on. The fucking cheek to think you lot can go cherry picking players from other teams is unbelievable.

@UtdSxndo @utdtribune You guys paid 80m for McGuire.

Welcome back @ewenmurray77 your voice and golf insight has been sorely missed by myself and others I’m sure. 🐐

@UnitedStandMUFC Ant and dec are available aswell I understand. No wonder nobody likes you lot. Thick as a castle wall

"He's got the potential to be one of the BEST left-backs in the world!" 🌍️ "You should be ALL OVER that player!" 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #mufc