#oh ( #yesiam ) Malcolm💅🏾?

@nikicaga tea but also op just sucks. The lightest I have ever been in the last decade or so is 320lbs and I would open grindr on the bus right when it would pass equinox in manhattan when I needed a pick me up because I would immediately get 10-20 messages

Both of these are things you can generally control

@chrisisclueless yeah tweets like OP annoy me to no end. it sucks if you only want to fuck bodybuilders or if you want people to pretend that you’re traditionally attractive when you’re not or if you live outside the US or very rurally, but that’s never what they say 😭

@an2piker this photo has to be edited, why is he so pale 😭😭😭

his latino glow… he’s home 💓

@chrisisclueless agree, they trying to drag me for my reply but thankfully I’m ratioing them 😭 idk how it’s shocking that some ppl like guys with big tiddies

@Demonriah @kamallws @desitwunk I know that, I am saying that some people who think they have gyno don’t AND that it’s a normal body variation imo when 30-70% of men will experience gyno at some point in their lives if you include puberty gyno. If it caused pain or cancer or something that would be different

@malcolmisinhell @kamallws @desitwunk what? you realize that u can feel a mass under ur nipple.. its not regular fat. thats why yall need to shut tf up if ure ignorant.

oh okay

@kamallws @Demonriah @desitwunk and to be fair, I’m at a height where my life expectancy is like 5 years less than someone of normal height but that is just fine to sexualize 😂 anything is a medical condition of you let it be

@kamallws @Demonriah @desitwunk why are we pretending that a medical condition that makes your tiddies fat is like cancer or something 😭 I mostly make the comment because guys who literally just have big nipples think they have gyno these days and I think the social stigma for normal body variation is bad

@Demonriah @desitwunk and I wanna suck em 🤷🏾‍♂️ love yourself and find someone who is into that

@desitwunk yall dont understand, with a shirt on it looks like titties.

@LudwigAhgren what size does ludwig wear of the work jacket?

this is aimen gamin. i have hijacked ludwigs phone while he is in China. our Tip2tip China collection is out NOW. check it out at ludwig.gg the first episode of Tip2tip China is out later today

@socoolrobyna this is literally like 1/3 of what fully killed lgbt+ discourse for me, like transwomen are not women or what? literally every pansexual man I’ve ever known only has sex with transwomen and ciswomen who own a strap on 😭 at least bi men cheat with men or whatever it is they do

when a man says he's pansexual I know he's fuckin transgenders

@danadibs @IraGilligan I can imagine they want the ability to make medical decisions in the moment in case she falls or gets paralyzed during treatment somehow and needs surgery? idk for sure tho

@IraGilligan My mom went to PT and she they wanted her to sign a power of attorney!!!!! She refused and they wouldn't treat her. Crazy!!!!

Does anyone else get asked to sign things at the doctor's office that aren't true? This is the second time. J is getting allergy shots, and the nurse says "I need you to sign this." I read it, and it says "I confirm we are leaving the premises despite being advised against doing so." I say "but we aren't leaving. You just told me we should wait here for 20 minutes, and we are." At the pediatrician: "we need you to sign this Good Faith Estimate. " Me: "I don't see the Estimate." Receptionist: "That is the Good Faith Estimate" Me: "... there is no number. If I sign this, you can charge whatever you want and I have to pay it. That seems contradictory to the purpose of GFE" Receptionist, now annoyed because how dare I read: "do what you want but they won't treat her if you don't sign and you'll pay a cancelation fee" How is this legal?

@vectorVL @almondcrx unless everyone is explicitly making a one pot meal, no? and even then it would be very difficult if anyone makes anything that needs to be regularly stirred, which is like 70% of meals?

@malcolmisinhell @almondcrx You physically cannot?

thinking about those roommate listings that say insane shit like “allowed to only cook light quick meals”

@zNickYingling as someone who watched all your youtube videos, yes please 😭

Lud gone for a month might go live on his set up everyday until he’s back! He can’t stop me!!!!!!

@miyawakissme generally it is a nono to ask for time off any time during your probation period, assuming you are in the US. If the job is toxic they will often cancel your hiring for even asking

i dared to ask my future boss if it's okay to take the week before my finals off to focus on studying and she was like "yeah no problem :)" and 4 hours later my supervisor called and was like "hey so [future boss] called and asked if it's okay for you to start AFTER ur finals" 💀

@kaitduffy I used to agree with this but a shelter worker posted a tiktok of dogs with captions saying “I stay inside 22 hours a day at the shelter and would love to live in your home where I stay inside 10 hours a day and wait for you to come home” and now don’t know what to think 😭

White people in nyc be like I’m getting a dog so I can leave it inside barking for 12 hours a day while I go to work

@ajlamesa you’re not technically wrong but you’re still selecting like 1% of the population, I worked 40 hours a week at a grocery store in nyc and went to school full time and tracking told me I did 3-5 miles a day, rarely got over 10k steps, I think the most I ever did was 13k

@malcolmisinhell i didn't say they get 20k at work, i meant by the end of the day and that's totally possible if you work at a Costco or Home Depot or soemthing

The “laptop class” strikes again. If you live in a walkable city and work as a teacher, nurse, retail employee, police officer, or janitor, it’s very easy hit 20k steps a day.

@kentalicious_ it’s the protein farts and getting painted 75% of the time

yo no entiendo como habiendo hombres así de musculosos hay gente que prefiere a los twinks

@r0guesgambit corny, my narcissistic dad who is (mis)diagnosed as bipolar 100% has textbook autism and clearly developed narcissism as a result of childhood abuse, which is very common for cluster B personality disorders if you actually dig into it

People with cluster b personality disorders masquerading as autistic is actually a huge problem if you have autism that's even 1% unpalatable