#oh ( #yesiam ) Malcolm💅🏾?

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#oh ( #yesiam ) Malcolm💅🏾?

#oh ( #yesiam ) Malcolm💅🏾?

@malcolmisinhell

#oh ( #yesiam )depressed. lowkey this is a kpop stan acct 😔😔😔

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#oh ( #yesiam ) Malcolm💅🏾?
@AnnerChan I hate that y’all keep arguing about this, I can literally smell in half a second whether the last person to use a bathroom was a man or a women 😭it might not be pheromones or whatever but yes smell can tell you a lot about a person. you can smell when a guy has jerked that day
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@tallsnail I literally still have a vision of a cookie that I got as a child before I could even process language but I remember thinking that dollar bills were tokens specifically for this cookie because it had spikey edges like the circle on the dollar, literally dreamt about it for years
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lia@tallsnail·
Tickets to disneyland: $300 That one time we got kombucha and a slice of rainbow sprinkle cake from the grocery store and ate it at the park: $7 Guess which one the 2yo talks about more
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Grace@gracecamille_·
my friend broke her ankle in high school and in the last few years made it her goal to work on her balance and now her feet are weirdly dexterous and sometimes she’ll be like “go ahead.. shove me” and when i shove her she just doesn’t budge and i go woww
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Lady Nimby@LadyNimby·
90F is in dark red lmao
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@RBPundit can we be so fr? plenty of houses in in the US have shitty insulation and/or drafts if the building is old, like every east coast and midwest major city has people regularly complaining about landlords not fixing window crack drafts or whatever. Does not negate the UK crazies
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@chrisisclueless half joking but half fr, it’s actually lowkey more masculine to be directly invested in women and femmes being more beautiful, there cannot be one without the other and traditional masculinity should explicitly result in wommen/femmes being taken care of, free of mess, etc.
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🖤@chrisisclueless·
How come gay men with stereotypical feminine jobs like makeup artist or hair stylists are always the most perfect big body snatched butch queens? Like why are you benching 250? And a top at that? I thought I was talking to a sister n u tryna bend me over.
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House@thrillhouse416·
@neonnette If my party of 4 doesn't order dessert, do you still charge $16/person so you don't "lose money on dessert"?
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Nol@neonnette·
Cake cutting fees are standard fare at nice restaurants. When I worked as a pastry chef, we charged $16/person, which was the price of our cheapest dessert. You get to bring your cake in, the restaurant doesn’t lose money on dessert (and they cut and plate it for you, too).
Dexerto@Dexerto

A restaurant has responded after charging an influencer a $110 cake cutting fee Poza rooftop restaurant in Los Angeles apologized for not making justinelovesushi aware of the fee prior and offered a refund

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🎉🌼 Studious Joyful Gadabout 🍊🍯
He genuinely loves his mother and a lot of women simply cannot hold a candle to the goodness of his mom. A lot of guys deal with this. My mother at 22 used to teach sunday school and support her mother and father and crocheted with her grandmother and cook and clean and used to plan parties for nuns. The nuns told her she should become a nun. I met those nuns. They adored her.
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Good Girl Gone Mad 🧜‍♀️
Could never figure out why our 6’4” European friend in finance who lifts and is a normal conversationalist can’t find a relationship— turns out he calls his mother + older sister daily and told me “I can’t imagine finding a girl I’m more excited to text back than my mom”
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jovan@ehjovan·
told my coworker from trinindad that i gained a bunch of weight in the last year and she was so excited that i finally mentioned it … like a bomb she was holding as she agreed with me
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#oh ( #yesiam ) Malcolm💅🏾?
@smok1279 @1ssve actually, you can. You can use a similar name or a different spelling and say it’s a nickname until you actually are offered the job and fill out the i9 😂
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Mathew Tooke@smok1279·
@1ssve Yeah because you can apply for a job with just an email, without giving your name, or any other personal information 🤣 Did this happen?
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S.🎧@1ssve·
I got rejected for an internal role and two weeks later they posted the exact same job externally at a higher salary. I applied again using a different email.
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#oh ( #yesiam ) Malcolm💅🏾?@malcolmisinhell·
@_lynesia antivirals are not very effective unless the patient is high risk and they’re often $100-$400 at the pharmacy even with insurance. It does suck if they didn’t explain this or said what they said due to a belief that covid is not a big deal
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#oh ( #yesiam ) Malcolm💅🏾?@malcolmisinhell·
@chrisisclueless actually I just googled and allegedly most stores phased out making the bread in house so I’m not sure if they still do, it was years ago last I was there 😭
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#oh ( #yesiam ) Malcolm💅🏾?@malcolmisinhell·
@chrisisclueless whole foods will sometimes give it to you, I know the one on houston st in lower manhattan has their bread station in the front of the store, I would call there and ask if they give out or sell it
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🖤@chrisisclueless·
Walked to three bakeries in Brooklyn to buy sour dough starter and came up short. I don’t wanna make my own :(
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𝚓𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚢@202accepted·
you also have to understand you can then quit ozempic like this isn’t a lifelong thing you have to be on, once you fix your metabolic disorder you can eat healthy or not a standard american diet and be 100% fine again it’s genuinely a miracle
Peter Hague@peterrhague

You have to understand something about all the Ozempic scare stories - the entire weight loss industry is in meltdown right now. They made bank selling crap that didn’t work which you kept buying because it didn’t work and you blamed yourself. A one shot medical fix ruins them.

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#oh ( #yesiam ) Malcolm💅🏾?@malcolmisinhell·
@dhaaruni no offense, you didn’t get in because of your essays, not because of your gpa. Top law schools are more selective about gpa but T10-30 or so your application is almost guaranteed to be manually reviewed with a high enough LSAT, you just failed the manual review
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Dissproportionately@dissproportion·
@tafftaffk I object to smell, but not invisible bacteria that don’t hurt me, so I’ll continue to use sponges that seem fine. 🤷‍♀️
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Dissproportionately@dissproportion·
This just makes me think the human body handles bacteria much better than we give it credit for. As far as I know, there is no epidemic of sponge-borne disease crippling the nation. Sure, throw your sponge away once a week or whatever. But it really doesn’t seem to matter much.
Anish Moonka@anishmoonka

The research behind this is wild. Your kitchen sponge has the same density of bacteria as human stool. German scientists found 54 billion bacterial cells per cubic centimeter inside used sponges in 2017. Yours is sitting right next to your sink. Sponges are the perfect home for bacteria. They are wet, warm, full of food bits, and never fully dry between washes. Across all 14 sponges, the team found 362 different types of bacteria. The most common species include strains that can make people sick. In 2011, the public health group NSF International swabbed 30 things in 22 American homes. The dirtiest object in the entire house was the kitchen sponge. It was dirtier than the toilet seat. 75% of the sponges tested positive for the kind of bacteria that includes Salmonella and E. coli. Microwaving does not clean the sponge. The 2017 study found microwaved sponges had higher amounts of the smelliest, most harmful bacteria. Heat kills the weak strains. The strong ones survive and refill the sponge with no competition for space. A 2021 Norwegian study compared kitchen sponges to dish brushes. In brushes, Salmonella was wiped out within three days because the bristles dry out between uses. In sponges, bacteria climbed to about a billion cells per sponge. The lead researcher told CNN that one kitchen sponge can hold more bacteria than there are people on Earth. Three things actually work. Switch to a dish brush, because brushes dry fully between uses while sponges stay wet for hours. Replace your sponge every one to two weeks. Never leave it sitting wet in the sink. Norway and Denmark already do this by default, but most other countries don't. The detergent is fine. Your sponge is the problem.

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#oh ( #yesiam ) Malcolm💅🏾?@malcolmisinhell·
@LevantBoi this is what happens when you try to make tops nurturers instead of just letting them beat cheeks and go like nature was intending /j but also /srs
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