Tim Nguyen

Spring beard except this was taken in Sydney so it’s actually a fall beard!?!? Anyway, my wife kinda likes it so it stays for now!

@acb0t Grow a beard, problem solved!

Just turned on 1080P Video in Google Meet. It aged me by a decade.

@XorNinja Super proud to make your job harder. You were getting bored anyway.

The security industry is not entirely a failure: red teaming is getting harder and harder. 20 years ago SQL Injection was enough to infiltrate anything. Now we need zero-day vulnerabilities. 60% of our 2023 red teaming engagements required finding and exploiting zero-day bugs.

@jeffmcjunkin @retornam @0xMatt New Jerseyans too. 😉

@retornam @methodtim @0xMatt As an Oregonian, I feel called out

I can not only read a map but can understand and navigate via Thomas Guide.

@darklordofsys @newjillgio Oh man in college (IN COLLEGE) I worked at a front desk and used a typewriter every single day.

Trauma, mostly.

@salajander A journey well traveled. Really sorry that happened, dude. It was a real honor working with you.

Still the best piece of team shwag I’ve ever received (the fire sword is pretty close though).

@NYCDubliner But the shoes I told you to get were good tho, right?

And like the gym, a lot of the advice out there is hokum.

Your first “Frequently Used” GIF is your reaction to someone insulting you.

@philvenables Deep envy setting in, have fun!

Hello Hawaii.

If you'd like to know more about our D&R team, we made an entire movie about it! :) youtu.be/QZ0cpBocl3c?si…

The Google Detection Team is expanding in India and Brazil and we're looking for amazing security analysts to help us protect Google and the data that billions of users entrust us with! We're hiring the following roles: HYD: lnkd.in/gQu__uNg SAO: lnkd.in/guxdmWDQ

@darklordofsys Oooof!

@ImanGhanizada @anothercohen You know, I'm not mad at this answer -- DC's food scene is criminally underrated.

@anothercohen DC lowkey is #1 It has the most multicultural cuisine, and enough space to have clean kitchens and great dining experiences. Its probably because every single country has a presence there and their communities have followed.

Top cities in the US ranked by food: 1. New York City 2. Los Angeles 3. Austin 4. San Francisco Bay Area 5. Chicago

@NYCDubliner It was an "Irish" bar in the middle of Mountain View (where there are no mountains), let's not get ahead of ourselves, Yeats.

@methodtim Maybe once but now I have a horror story to tell! Gather round my pretties and let me tell you the story of the scariest sight ever to grace an Irish bar!...

What are 5 topics that could cause me to STFU for about 5 minutes? My most likely cause of death is choking on a fly that flew into my open mouth!

@mekkaokerekebye 13 years here as well, the older one drives end of this year, that's gonna be weird.

👍🏿 Hustle bros will hate this. 13 years. Make time for what matters in life.

@lcamtuf Gamified fitness tracking is really really sticky.