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Imagine seeing this in 1998, I would’ve passed out 😍

when two people talking to me at the same time:

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

I hate talking to ppl w constant smartass responses, like is you cool?

Me: asleep in bed “sightly adjusts leg” My cat: the energy became incredibly hostile here. I’m just going to go…. Would rather sleep on the couch than deal with your disrespect.

Finally broke my thumb I feel so free

Can we normalize being officially asked to be in a relationship instead of just assuming we're together?

cuteee

Rope platform heels 😍😍😍

being passionate and insane >>>>>

ngl i do like being put up.

feminine, focused, fulfilled, & flourishing.

My neighbor's cat got my cat pregnant. I woke up to this on my porch 😂

Tourist attraction

something so inherently sexy about the soreness that comes with working out like damn a finer me is #loading

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink They have a salt circle that wards off evil

i keep having the best sex of my life

love being quick witted and quick widdit

I don’t think people realize how peaceful it is to just come home, tidy up your space, cook a good meal, take a shower and just focus on your own life.

Love a nigga that hold you the whole time you sleep lol