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uber driver: 🤐 me: 🤐 also me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

uber driver: 🤐 me: 🤐 also me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

She’s all that 🥹🥹

Vin diesel was involved in a car accident in Florida and Fast And Furious season 11 has been suspended until further notice. Reliable source disclosed that the actor was badly injured might not make it, but all hands are on deck, your prayers mean alot at this time

When you pull up to work/school and the building still stands.

I've had anal sex once & i don't think i will EVER do it again. So i was having sex with this one guy, I was laying on my back and he was pretty much on top of me. He really wanted me to give him a hickey but the sex was so good i just told him i'd give it to him later. So since

@solomondydx ykb

@omgemerald_ The best rides are often the ones the driver remains silent, not the chatty type

Every guy has gone through this with one girl at one point , specifically their first 10 /10 or bad bitch . Na for character development , everyone na playboy for X tho .

I want money for the comfort it brings, for the respect it commands, the problems it solves, for the ease one enjoys from having it. God bless me with money

once you get comfortable with no calls and texting people, there is no going back.

Breasts are one of the best anti-depression remedies.

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Bank - "you've been debited"... yes i know you insensitive fool

This life isn't real, and it's scary too. You can be discussing something with someone, and then five minutes later you open TikTok and the first clip that comes up is exactly what you were just discussing🫢

POV : you respond to your mum with facts during an argument

They just fuck my uncle serious babe😂. Werey Just dey cry since yesterday 🤣🤣

Wackoo SZN 🥶😈

I had one roommate when I was in 100 level. Naïve me thought it would be the best thing. Guess what, this guy was like an angel to outsiders, but he had one bad habit I couldn’t even tolerate in my own siblings. He never flushed the toilet after using it. He preferred to use it again and again without flushing. Now it even made me wonder if he ever wiped his ass after pooping. I hated my life during that time.

After he do this one he suppose con deactivate you for real life join

This is my crush btw,I don’t have cash to impress her maybe if I get a banger quote maybe I can