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I'm so fake antisocial, I make friends so easily. the people love me 😭😭

Yoo, anybody knw how to unlock an iPhone? I'm high as hell right now, I can't remember my damn passcode 😂

@OkenemaS @FabianB58246501 I finished the jamb syllable in the 4 subject , did 10 yrs of pass questions in each subject and I scored 198 I'm pained frr

@FabianB58246501 English was easy af why did i score low and i didn't even study any thing related to chemistry prior to tjamb exams

JAMB RELEASES RESULTS FOR THE SECOND AND THIRD DAYS OF THE 2026 UTME ……1,897,692 results released so far The results of candidates who sat the examination on Friday, 17 April and Saturday, 18 April 2026 have now been released. A total of 1,264,940 results from these two days are available for candidates to check/view To view their results, candidates should send UTMERESULT to 55019 or 66019 using the phone (SIM)number they used to register for the 2026 UTME. The Board had earlier released 632,752 results of candidates who sat the examination on Thursday, 16 April 2026. This brings the total number of results released so far to 1,897,692. Fabian Benjamin, Ph.D., OrgExpert JAMB PCA

why is it Soo hard to get your spark back ???

@weirdngkid 😭😭😭😭

nigga looking like CJ 😭😭

@JakeRammos Idgaf

Someone says, "I don't like you." How do you respond?

@DiianaD_ I fb y'all

Midnight gains, who wants a new mutual?

@rahman_jago_ Amennn

May you receive good news on whatever you have been praying for.

@elonmusk Y'all are still awake???

Ascension

Instagram is for pictures, Tiktok is for videos, Twitter is for?

@livewithnoregrt texter

you a texter, caller or facetimer?

I want me back, this isn't me

i like luxury things like: resting without guilt slow mornings watching sunsets being present listening to music

WE WERE LITERALLY BORN ONTO A PLANET THAT GROWS FOOD HOW DID WE FUCK UP SO BAD THAT I GOT A CREDIT SCORE

@Nurapost lol

Gym instructors as soon as ur wife registers.

@sley_Xk Sameeee

i genuinely miss kissing

@zionszzn Real

Stress in private, complain on twitter, happy in public

sometimes i get soooo jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn, they can talk to people?!! and people like them?!! look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal

please be kind. don’t be the reason someone skips a meal, hates waking up, or feels left out. your words and actions stick with people forever