james and the giant onion

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james and the giant onion

james and the giant onion

@onionmoder

🏳️‍🌈 lapsed guitarist, pigeon fan, older than you’d think

New York, NY 参加日 Mart 2016
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Randal Hendrickson
Randal Hendrickson@RandalHendrick9·
@onionmoder Why would I have a hero? I don’t understand. Was this for someone else? What’s happening?
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Randal Hendrickson
Randal Hendrickson@RandalHendrick9·
Stranger at the tattoo shop: “Is that a third nipple?” Me: “Never meet your heroes, bro. You have to leave now.”
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james and the giant onion
got to the bar and dealing with a ginger with a blaccent this is too much for me right now
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Erin 𓅉
Erin 𓅉@getpseudoed·
Brooooo. So my PCP wants me to see rheumatology before we proceed. Rheum in ABQ and Durango are not taking new patients, so I would have to go to Phoenix or Denver. It’s fine, I’ll just die, thanks.
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scoot
scoot@scootykins·
@battymamzelle You wouldnt say the same shit if he was white
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nateo baggins
nateo baggins@natetella·
How many cups of coffee do you think it’s safe to drink in a single day
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