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Calling all Shakira fans! 🗣️ You better be pre-saving “Choka Choka,” her new collaboration with Anitta. Remember, this simple action can help improve playlisting when it’s released. Pre-Save: anitta.lnk.to/ChokaChoka

Beautiful day to fill the 100,000th pothole of the year.

Después de si antes te hubiera conocido que paso🥹 Ni una canción por encima de los 300 millones 🥹 Zoo va canino de superar en reproduciones cualquier canción sacada en 2025 por ella Y soltera tiene 399 millones en Spotify, más de 300 millones en Youtube Después de SATHC ⚰️

This is quite something

MAKE HER FAMOUS 👇🏻

MAGA: “No more drag queen shows. We will picket, protest and shut you down.” ALSO MAGA: Here’s Ryan Woods as Lady MAGA USA, a conservative activist who’s appeared in drag at multiple CPAC events, including this year’s conference at the Gaylord Texan Resort in Grapevine, Texas.

@JDCocchiarella Shakira law working smoothly under mayor Mamdani:

Doesn’t seem like a malign actor to me

The receipts. A complete timeline of the shifting rhetoric. More: meidasplus.com/p/today-in-pol…

Hey MAGA, If America has been at war with Iran for 47 years, why did Ronald Reagan give them missiles?

El que respete a Shakira se gana mi respeto. Anitta ha hecho amistad con Shakira sin pretender nada, ella y su fandom siempre han mostrado respeto por el legado de la loba🐺

@shaki_rubi Olé!!!

FALTAN 173 DIAS PARA VER A SHAKIRA👑 EN MADRID

The teaser for “Choka Choka” drops tomorrow, April 7! 🇧🇷🔥 — A preview of the song will be released on April 8, followed by an SNL performance on April 11.

@RapidResponse47 @FLOTUS She never learned English, let alone other languages. Total fraud.

.@FLOTUS reads "The Runaway Bunny" to children at the 2026 White House Easter Egg Roll 🐰

Importante

CHOKA CHOKA SCHEDULE: 🌞 April 7 — Teaser 🌚 April 8 — Preview 🌞 April 9 — Release 🌚 April 11 — SNL Performance As of now, it’s unclear whether Shakira will take part in the performance. Her last appearance on Saturday Night Live was in 2009, but she has a strong relationship with NBC.

@MichaelRapaport Nobody likes you.

This is Communism masked as Democratic Socialism. I will run this low life con man into the ground in debates during my run for Mayor of NYC in 2029