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I’m supposed to take this to my grave but..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 during my relationship with this girl, one time she called me and said she feels like doing something adventurous so we should go on a cake date. I asked myself what’s adventurous about going
on a cake date but I was like okayy cool no yawa. So by close of work, she came to pick me up from the office and we headed straight to the bakery. Before we got there she said “Santo just play along” I was like what are you talking about and she said, “Santorini just play along”.
I kept my cool and followed her. When we got to the counter, she told the lady we are about to get married and we would like to order a wedding cake but first, we would like to try their flavors... my jaw just dropped😂😂 I was about to deny it and she gave me some eye eerrhh😂.
Luckily, the lady didn’t notice, so we sat down and were served various cakes in different flavors. After tasting them, my girlfriend showered the baker with praise, telling her it was the best cake she had ever eaten. She even told the baker that we would return with our own custom design.
The baker was thrilled because my partner told her our budget for the cake was N900k. That was how we managed to have a "cake date" without paying a cent. The cake was actually quite good; however, a week after that date, she began acting strange. She rarely answered my calls and was very slow to reply to my messages.
Whenever I asked to see her, she offered flimsy excuses. I was deeply hurt, and every time I complained, she just came up with more excuses. One day, while I was walking through town, I spotted the baker. I tried to hide, but she saw me and approached. She asked if we had enjoyed the wedding cake and said she hoped that what they delivered was exactly what we had ordered. I was completely confused because I had no idea what she was talking about. She then added that my "wife" had come in with her brother a week prior to show them the design they wanted, and that someone had picked it up that Saturday. I played along and said it was really nice and that everyone...



𝓞𝓶𝓪 🎀@justmercy__
How did you find out your partner was cheating on you?
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@instablog9ja Ile Ejo Atunwo 😂 and before you ask yes, I had to think about it for 3 seconds. Yoruba is not my enemy, but she tests me sometimes. 😭
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@bod_repuplic I even bought egg roll for 30naira broski
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Egg roll 50 Naira!?😂
Just because we give you permission to lie to us doesn't mean you should use lie to finish us.
TG OMORI@boy_director
Told this kid I used to buy egg roll with full egg in it for 50 naira in senior school and they looking at me like I went to school with Alvan ikoku
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Let us calm down with the lies. There was never a time egg roll was sold for 50 naira
You must think this is facebook
TG OMORI@boy_director
Told this kid I used to buy egg roll with full egg in it for 50 naira in senior school and they looking at me like I went to school with Alvan ikoku
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@drealbigvirg If I tell you apple was once #50 you go believe like this
If I tell you in 2008/2009 psp was #18,000 you go believe?
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@GenParzival @drealbigvirg It started from #30 baba,na #50 be my money for food that year,I always buy 1 egg roll and 4 puff puff,#50 well spent
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@drealbigvirg Ahh
Don't be decieved o
Eggroll start from 50 bucks that year
50-70
70-100
100-150
Ati be be lorr
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@Omo_Abuba @lefthanded_rose @drealbigvirg No be supreme you won talk
Omo me i no eat all those rubbish oh
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@packadeen @lefthanded_rose @drealbigvirg Definitely.
Na after minimie we had another yellow nylon wey I don forget the name. That one too try penetrate market but omo, e no stand like the rest.
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@Elaw4musty1 @boy_director And mind you Gen Z na from 1997 hope you know,and most of all this prices where from 2004/2007
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@packadeen @boy_director Which year did you buy this thing at the price you claim
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@Elaw4musty1 @boy_director 🤣🤣😂 see this dude asking dumb ass question,well let me say this it was before the year we stopped spending paper #5,#10,#20 and #50 in Nigeria
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@Mayowa005 @boy_director Lol you’re very young,that’s what I can say
Find out about all this prices it should be 2004-2007 sha
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@packadeen @drealbigvirg If you remember twin bread, ₦50
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@Arizzmonie @boy_director Hope you know Gen Z get grade sha,I be Gen Z and I bought bread for #20,bought egg roll for #30
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@boy_director When someone says something like this, all the Gen’z should just shut up….why you go Dey argue with person wey Dey don born 10years before dem born you
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@Elaw4musty1 @boy_director Any small thing una go Dey shout Gen Z,I be Gen Z and I bought egg roll for #30,bought bread for #20
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@boy_director 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They'll never be able to relate
If you tell some Gen Zs that there's a time a multicolour screen will show for minutes before the station comes live, they'll be looking at you like you're speaking gibberish
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@boy_director It was never sold for 50 naira
Did you grow up in stone time?
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@boy_director @wayaconnect It used to be 30 Naira then when it became expensive, it was sold for 50 Naira .
Spaghetti was 80 Naira .
Satchet water was 5 Naira
Coke and Fanta was 50 Naira
Small bread was 30 Naira
Medium was 60 Naira
Garri one cup was 10 Naira
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@boy_director There where never a time that de sell egg roll for #100,
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