Ron Clarkson

My title is VP of Strategic Operations. There's no certification for it. No degree. No professional association. I've been building the playbook for 30 years. Still writing it.

At jury duty today and I'm comforted that if my current career of Chief Cat Herder doesn't work out, the skills transfer nicely to becoming a bailiff trying to herd prospective jurors.

My family spent 11 days picking a dinner date last month. I complained about it out loud this weekend. By Sunday Blerg had shipped a tool. I'm still not sure who's working for who.

For the record it’s not a true RomCom unless there’s a chase scene at the end.

Trying to avoid doom scrolling AND remember @MatthewPerry by watching Fools Rush In.

This will work out fine.

This gives me arrhythmia.

@rtcameron Put it back, man. Just put it back and then go think about your life choices.

@rtcameron This is your fault. You’ve opened up a portal from the seventh layer of hell. Thanks a lot, man, THANKS A LOT.

@rtcameron I hate it too. Sigh.

“Show up early. Work hard. Stay late. Have a plan. Deliver on your promises. Share the hardships with the employees. Show that you care. Admit your mistakes. And—did I mention?—work hard.” @RavenAdm The Wisdom of the Bullfrog #TruthBomb

Looking for a good Saturday night movie? Check out Fatherhood on @netflix with @KevinHart4real. Have a box of tissues handy…

Amazon is getting scary. I just received a package for an order I’m going to make tomorrow.

As I sat in my living room wearing my work from home sweat pants, I couldn’t help but to stand at attention when @ladygaga belted out The National Anthem with the help of the United States Marine Band.

Mandalorian Chapter 16 is the best Star Wars experience in almost 40 years. Thanks, @Jon_Favreau and team.

The most selfless thing I do in 2020 is adjust the Peloton for my wife when I'm done riding.

Semper Fi, Marines. Happy 245th birthday! #Marines #marinecorpsbirthday

Since I’ve already voted, I’m spending my Election Day holiday with @TedLasso. I can’t think of a better way to shut out the negative and fill the space with a positive.

My first published writing in about 6 months. Warning: reset your expectations accordingly. More to come soon.✌️❤️🥓 ronclarkson.com/hello-world/