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If you’re a man driving a jeep wrangler with 20+ rubber ducks on your windshield, you shouldn’t have the right to vote.

I apologize for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

We need 10 seasons of this.

Educate 👏 yourself 👏

No idea who turned Bloodsport into a Mentos advert, but I love it. 🤣😂 Also, Bloodsport turns 38 today.

did Jesus just lowkey crash out or what happened here

Whoever didn’t let Karl Urban keep making more Judge Dredd movies is dumb.

I love that there are multiple reports of Scott Bessent getting in fistfights with various Trump cabinet people. We’ve got a gay finance genius in the White House just throwing hands with anyone who steps out of line. It kills me.

TIL: That, if you tell an Indian scammer that his mother sleeps with Pakistani men, he will get really, really angry and it's very funny. You're welcome.

🚨 NOW: King Charles has a PRESIDENTIAL-level motorcade rolling through DC right now We now have an ACTUAL king on our soil, but there are NO SIGNS of any "No Kings" protests anywhere in the nation right now. Interesting how that works!

Dear Apple, Leave my Brightness wherever tf I put it. Thanks

I love the internet

I'm doing a modern remake of 'Mrs Doubtfire' where the Daniel character doesn't use any prosthetics or wigs, and just changes his pronouns. Everyone goes along with it except the mother, who protests. She's branded transphobic and Daniel gets custody of the children.

@saleh_binali @MattWallace888

Right before Trump is rushed off stage… a man holds up a card 👀 One second later, Melania reacts with an expression of horror on her face 😳 He is a “mentalist” named Oz Pearlman who was performing. I believe we just witnessed something much darker than we want to realize…

@LibertyLockPod I still quote this scene to my wife all the time

One of my favorite movies in middle school was called Congo. I just rewatched it for the first time and now I'm convinced I was legitimately retarded in middle school.

My sister is pregnant and she's looking for a baby boy name that ends with "on" Help her out before her husband suggests megatron again 😭

Wait until the Greta Thunberg sex tape drops. Boats and Hoe's

We must allow Spirit Airlines to go bankrupt so that the bus people are forced to start taking the bus again.

Everyone with toddlers understands how unbelievably terrifying and true this is. Kids 🤣🤣🤣