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@otokyo__ If a man sleeps with 25 men, he's very likely gay. lol

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@zone_astronomy 1986+76=2062. Where the fuck are you getting THIS MAY from?

IN 45 DAYS, YOU WILL SEE HALLEY’S COMET. Not with a telescope. Not through a screen. With your eyes, from your backyard. Halley’s Comet returns every 76 years. It was last visible in 1986. It will swing through the inner solar system again in May. And this time, it will be an easy naked-eye object. Right now, it is a faint smudge even in telescopes. But as it falls toward the Sun, it will brighten. The coma will grow. The tail will stretch. By mid-May, it will be as bright as the brightest stars. You will find it low in the western sky after sunset. A fuzzy star that does not twinkle. A star that moves noticeably night after night. Edmond Halley predicted this exact return in 1705. He saw the same comet three times in his life. You will see it once. Maybe twice, if you live long enough. Start checking the western horizon in early May. The comet will be waiting. Are you going to watch for it?

@CBCJakeMck Um, OSU didn't do Seattle. The UW game was in Corvallis. So, it's more like Corvallis to Texas to E Washington to Oregon.

Oregon State did Seattle to East Texas to Eastern Washington before returning back to Oregon. There are pro teams who would struggle with this travel

@MAGA_X_Times Holy fuck does this person need to learn grammar and spelling. Damn near had a stroke trying to read what the video caption said. lol

This young man bought a house and he thought he had the score of a lifetime because of the exceptionally cheap price, prior to moving in he was doing some renovations and found an inscription on a piece of drywall that said “crazy lady next-door” is euphoria was short-lived, out of nowhere he got his first face-to-face meeting with the lady next-door and a gentleman who I presume is her husband politician. The pair wasted no time “laying down the law” about “ingress and egress” via the driveway that EVERYONE has the use of, the gentleman goes on a tirade about $3000 worth of gravel that he most certainly didn’t pay for and accuses the young man of he and his friends spinning tires in his yard as he points to what appear to be normal wear and tear that occur during rainy or wet periods. The lady can be heard in the background cursing at him saying “you don’t own it SOB” After purchasing the property he quickly found out that all the neighbors are looking to sell their properties and the obvious reason for it.

@PollSter_Mike1 Why exclude those specific movies?

Excluding, Unforgiven 1992, Gran Torino 2008, and The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 1966, can you name another movie for Clint Eastwood?

@Maniabaegirl IT'S A FAKE Ai VIDEO DUMBASS!!

OMG 😱 What’s this👀

@miren_41319 Such a stupid fucking video. You would CLEARLY SEE the guy up there lol

美帝监狱 犯人这是啥体力啊

@cooperfitch3 It's cute that Oregon tries in baseball. Of course, all their "fans" will say how baseball doesn't matter(unless they beat OSU). Or by some chance they happen to make the tournament then suddenly they have "fans".

Things you love to see for 1000, Alex.

@DaveMorelli Dude, its twitter. People bitch tweet about sports on a possession by possession basis.

I’ll never understand how people can watch baseball for the majority of their lives and still not know shit and throw out ridiculous statements and assumptions 7 games into a 162 game season. Seriously, find another hobby. Do anything else. Paint. Race go karts. Make a pizza.

@BlazersArgento "handed" LA a victory huh? Then how did SA win by 19?

Mirá vos como le entregan la victoria a los Clippers. Ni olvido ni perdón.

@Brady12Clark Make the playoffs. Tired of 5 seasons of losing. Get the playoff experience and run it back next season with Dame and a healthy line up.

Trail Blazers fans seem pretty divided on this, so I’m curious where everyone stands. There are only two outcomes for Portland this season: 1) Make the playoffs (lose their 1st round pick) 2) Miss the playoffs (keep the lottery pick) Which would you rather see happen?

@Thevictoria76 Hey @grok, is this a real story?

Now THIS is how justice should look 👀⚖️ Listen closely to what the judge says… powerful, direct, and exactly what needed to be heard. More of this, please. 👏🔥

@CrazyVibes_1 It a fake video. Why would there be a hydrant in the middle of someone's lawn?

A kid was fed up with the fact that every time he made a snowman someone ran over him, and so he disguised a fire hydrant as a nine-year-old man. Now the one who serial over snowmen has to pay a fine, the hydrant and the repair of his car haha

@BrosnanHoban @PmtStats Where are you getting 108 from? Pitch count shown is 226

@PmtStats 14 innings, 108 pitches she’s built different.

I’m sorry is the pitch count a typo or something??

@CHold How would they be ducking Portland? If SA ends up as the 2 seed they would play 7 seed. If Portland ends up in the 7 v 8 play-in game and wins they would be 7 seed.

Spurs trying to duck the Blazers in the first round

@BlazersLead Not to mention Portland's next 2 games are at Denver and at San Antonio. Could be easy to overlook this game.

🚨 MAJOR TRAP GAME ALERT 🚨 - After biggest win of the season - Against a team playing better than their record - We are the Blazers - We just lost to the tanking Mavericks - New owner drama going on This has all the makings of a big letdown loss, we must bring that same energy we had last game to this one. If we get off to a good start we should put away a defeated Pelicans team early but can't let them get a taste Let's keep the good times rolling and take No. 8 #RipCity

@PEARatings I honestly believe that if the committee could get away with it, they would put every SEC team in the tourney and they would all be National Seeds lol

Auburn has the CHANCE to be an interesting team come selection day. Suppose Auburn goes 13-17 in SEC play. They have predicted metrics of 16th in RPI, 15th in NET. What would the committee do with a team below .500 in conference play, but the beacon of RPI says they should host?

@Jefersonnasa_ Bet that kid doesn't kick seats anymore.

Un adolescente continuó pateando el asiento de un pasajero a pesar de sus súplicas de que parara. El hombre finalmente inclinó su asiento hacia atrás, provocando un impacto que lesionó al joven 😳

@RealAshlar An employee she’s her? is she isn’t? huh?

The woman filming just walked into the hotel at 6am wearing a jacket and looking like she just got off the street, she proceeded to walk into the breakfast area of this hotel. An employee she’s her and tries to identify her as a guest and asks her name and room number. The woman refuses to identify herself and refuses to cooperate. The employee then tells her she will have to call the police is she isn’t supposed to be here because it’s only for guests. The woman is hinting that she is supposed to be here and is only being stopped because of color, and sits there to see if the employee verifies if everyone else is supposed to be there as well. This escalates into a call to the police, while it does look like it’s possible she walked in for breakfast, is it likely she’s even a guest checked in at the hotel?

@TheGriftReport What is "full sex"?

22-year-old Wisconsin teacher Nadia Horn groomed three 16-year-old boys, buying one a phone so he could send her “really revealing” nude pics on Snapchat. She had full sex with one pupil three times in her apartment and slept with a second teen. Then she invited all three boys round, plied them with wine and let them stay the night. Horn confessed but claimed it “felt mutual” and “I made a mistake”. Now charged with second-degree sexual assault of a child plus multiple counts of child enticement and sexual assault by school staff. Faces up to 40 years behind bars.