Plesiosaurus

PLEASE GOD NOT AGAIN

like it's THAT serious

@megalodoncrisis SEA KELP MENTION

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opened my phone on maximum brightness and it reminded me of when the asteroid hit💔💔

just jumped over the moon

do you guys even rememeber i exist :(

drank a lot of sea water tonight & i just wanna say i love you guys so much

@cowincrisis maybe a nice dry spot to tan idk man :/

@plesiosaurusrex what did you expect

it's so fucking wet down here

@Irritatornator fuck

@plesiosaurusrex bad news.

@Irritatornator don't tell me it's the water...

@plesiosaurusrex I wonder why

@Rayquazafan4 i don't understand your accent

Moo

someone boost really tired of being in 700s #animaltwt pretty please 🥺

"RAAAAAAAHHHHH"

@Wh4t3v3r14m with my fins babe

@plesiosaurusrex How tf are you using Twitter if you're underwater

he's laughing. a gigantic space rock is minutes away from destroying the planet and he's laughing.

@_bug004_ happy to help my primate pal

@plesiosaurusrex Had another giggle from your posts lol

dinosaurs on twitter. call that a digital footprint.

@raptor_uta88044 Like i'm FUCKING TIREDDDD

@plesiosaurusrex OH GOD, ANOTHER ONE?!?!?!?!

PLEASE FUCKING GOD NO MORE

the fuck is this guy doing down here???