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Plesiosaurus

@plesiosaurusrex

#notalochnessmonster #nessiesux @thefateofalexis

Mesozoic Era Katılım Şubat 2026

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Plesiosaurus@plesiosaurusrex·25 Şub

PLEASE GOD NOT AGAIN

DramaAlert@DramaAlert

Beautiful fireball spotted near Mount Fuji

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Plesiosaurus@plesiosaurusrex·3d

NOT THIS AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK

All day Astronomy@forallcurious

#BREAKING🚨: An asteroid discovered just a few days ago will skim past Earth at 90,917 kilometers To put that in perspective, the Moon is about 356,500 kilometers away From Earth.

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Plesiosaurus@plesiosaurusrex·11 May

alright jokes over. who parked their fucking boat in my living room?

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Plesiosaurus@plesiosaurusrex·19 Nis

nobody here knows i'm plesiosaurus

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Plesiosaurus@plesiosaurusrex·16 Nis

i don't have OnlyFans, but i DO have OnlyFins

𝕃𝕖𝕩𝕩🪐⭐️✨@TheFateofAlexis

why does everyone who tries to insult me always assume i have OnlyFans? like are you trying to say im hot enough to sell content? u think im cute? u want to kiss me soooo bad

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Plesiosaurus@plesiosaurusrex·13 Nis

@Irritatornator yea man i wasn't supposed to DRINK it

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Irritator@Irritatornator·12 Nis

@plesiosaurusrex You breath seawater, plesio.

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Plesiosaurus@plesiosaurusrex·12 Nis

drank WAY too much seawater

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Plesiosaurus@plesiosaurusrex·8 Nis

these fucking ASSHOLES just stepped on my tail. wtf are you even doing down here?

GIF

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Plesiosaurus@plesiosaurusrex·6 Nis

@evek181818 @TheFateofAlexis a "miserable life" sounds like someone who takes pics of strangers to post online to me!!!

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𝕃𝕖𝕩𝕩🪐⭐️✨@TheFateofAlexis·5 Nis

what if our butts were sliced hamburger style instead of hot dog style

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Plesiosaurus@plesiosaurusrex·5 Nis

it's fucking EASTER SUNDAY. the Jehovah's Fishnesses never stop.

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Plesiosaurus@plesiosaurusrex·4 Nis

jesus FUCKING christ is that really what i look like from underneath ???????????😟😟

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𝕃𝕖𝕩𝕩🪐⭐️✨@TheFateofAlexis·1 Nis

nobody: Kristi Noem's husband, for some reason:

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Plesiosaurus@plesiosaurusrex·27 Mar

@DiscussingFilm i stg if you guys give me a bad edit im gonna sue

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DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·26 Mar

First trailer for ‘THE END OF OAK STREET’, starring Anne Hathaway and Ewan McGregor. The film follows a family who discover that their neighborhood has been taken back in time to the prehistoric era. In theaters on August 14.